- "Please officer, my wife is in labor." "That's no excuse to use the breakdown lane in bumper to bumper traffic. But I will mail you this $100 ticket"
- Man charged with battery after shoving McDonald's cheeseburger into girlfriend's face: Public hopes he 'fries'
- Jihad Recruiting Effort May Explain Missing Somalis in Minneapolis Area
- Louisiana has displaced Mississippi as the unhealthiest U.S. state and other Southern states were close rivals
- An off-duty Harris County deputy constable is recovering this morning after his car was struck by a possibly intoxicated tow truck driver
- Filmmaker working on "The Princess Diana Bible" in which "God" ordains homosexuality as the better lifestyle.
- CHP shooting suspect found dead on kitchen floor
- Plea deal for murder of deputy..
- Balfour Charged in Hudson Murders
- Nanny rescued child in Mumbai, India massacre
- Welfare Brood Mare
- Almost one in five young American adults has a personality disorder that interferes with everyday life
- This is not a story of a fine bromance. Few middle-aged Maine men would tolerate the text message term (bromance: a close, nonsexual male friendship)
- A suburban teacher is arrested and is facing possible drug charges and allegations of having underage parties with former students.
- Ex-cop’s retrial in murder case kicks off today
- Mother accused of murdering her newborn in 2007 sentenced to life w/out parole
- Our Bright and Shiny Youth
- Spears, wrestling, Obama lead Yahoo top 10 searches
- Doctor 'fondled breast of woman who feared she'd broken a finger'
- Cook accused of sexually harassing male employees
- Federal authorities arrested the mayor of Birmingham, Alabama, on Monday as part of a corruption probe surrounding the city's sewer bonds.
- Man outruns police until he crosses the county line then pulls over, confident that all the old movies were true
- There is a God!!! See ya King LaLa!!!
- Illegal border crossings shift from Arizona to California routes
- Switzerland approves law allowing addicts to be prescribed heroin
- Lawyer and inmate in 25 year marriage
- California Deputy's Widow Pleads Witnesses to Come Forward
- You've heard of the freshman 15. How about the Iraq 20? Iraq Has Its Own Battle of the Bulge
- Four Fort Bragg soldiers and a woman arrested for bank robbery plot
- 2 Shot Dead at California Toys R Us
- Taliban Leader Killed, Dressed as a Woman.
- Ohio Chief Gives Safety Lesson, Shoots Self
- NOPD Cop turned Cop Killer Spared December Execution Date
- Cyber-attack, thought to be from Russia, hits combat zone computers and Central Command overseeing Iraq and Afghanistan
- Texas Nano-Research May Have Yielded a Breakthrough in Energy Storage Devices
- 8-year-old who shot parents said he was spanked too much
- Pedestrian activist pianist killed by SUV-driving rapper in fit of road rage
- A standoff at a New Jersey bank is over after police learned a "person" seen inside was actually a full-size cardboard figure.
- terrorist seige in India is over, 143+ killed
- Officers make guardsmen lick up supposed urine.
- 22-year Chicago police veteran fired over $1 bag of trail mix
- Mom who helped teen daughter pose as teen boy on myspace to drive 13-year-old girl to suicide faces up to 20 years in prison
- Prisoners increasingly use contraband cell phones
- Zoo's attempt to force polar bears to gay-marry fails
- Nebraska's notorious "butt bandit" was charged today with a public indecency spree in which he allegedly lathered his private parts in baby lotion....
- Florida ban on gay adoptions ruled unconstitutional
- Batman rumored to be killed off after Robin takes a turn to the dark side
- Fake penis drug test creators face jail
- Group of fifth graders discovered snickering at drawing of a penis on school bathroom wall. Time to call the sheriff's department
- Bee Gees star involved in airport stand-off
- New Orleans takes first as the nation's most crimey....crimeiest.......crim e ridden city
- Three men accused of trying to dig up a grave in Wisconsin in order to have sex with a dead woman entered not guilty pleas, claiming they used condoms
- So it begins: Banks force customers to take off hats so surveillance cameras get a clear shot of your face
- Two Boston police officers have filed a lawsuit against the city alleging they suffered harassment, retaliation, and discrimination
- The U.S. Conference of Mayors today sharply criticized the latest release of city-by-city crime rankings by CQ Press as "misleading"
- SWAT Oops....
- Hannity and Colmes split up
- Mail for mending G.I.s swamps Walter Reed
- Cops Eye Web Site's Role In Streaming Video Suicide
- Carjacker goes cold turkey
- New Bank Policy : Topless Only
- Police: Wife shot and killed at New Jersey church
- Man shot, killed at Scientology building in LA
- After Trooper crashes killing two, Illinois State Police drastically changes there emergency driving policy
- PRISON bosses have set up poker schools for inmates...at taxpayers' expense. ..thank God it's the U.K.
- Former elementary school teacher sentenced to 30 days in jail for having a sex with a 13-year old student
- The Medina County sheriff's department said a standoff with the Brunswick Hills police chief has come to an end without incident.
- More than 5 million marijuana plants were seized in California during 2008, breaking the previous record for pot plant seizures in a single year
- A thief who robbed a general store apologized to the owner and left the singles behind so workers on the next shift would have something in the till.
- Atlanta Foundation Helps Officers Go Back to School
- A Halifax County man was turned away from a local mission when he refused to remove his turban while trying to make a donation.
- Two year old takes Viagra up to six times a day to stay alive
- Dumb: Killing a guy - Dumber: Making a rap song about it and subsequently getting arrested
- NYC Woman Loses Hands, Feet In Hospital 'Mistake'
- Wild Chihuahuas
- Safe Haven Law
- Teenager commits suicide live online
- E! names sexiest woman!
- People magazine has named Australian actor Hugh Jackman the "sexiest man alive"
- Bad day: You're a cop charged with sexually assaulting 3 young girls. Very bad day: Investigators find your stash of homemeade cow porn videos
- SUV clocked at 120 MPH hits bridge..
- Breathalyzer Device Is Racist
- Diddy and Beyonce moved to tears by Obama's victory
- Astronaut who lost tool bag admits making mistake
- The West Virginia Legislative Auditor announced yesterday that a performance review of the West Virginia State Police found evidence of ticket quotas
- A feisty Harlem woman turned the tables on three subway muggers, chasing down two of the thugs
- Undercover officers use Taser on pallbearer
- Mexico arrested its head of Interpol on Tuesday for allegedly working for a powerful drug cartel
- 'Cool kids' tricked accused sex offender
- Volunteer firefighter decides show off town's $165,000 specially customized fire truck to his lady-friend, resulting in epic fail (w/pic)
- MacGyver tops TV tough guy poll
- Not a Polish Joke
- Suspect in boy's slaying avoided deportation
- Drug Cartels Flex Muscle In Southwest
- Veterans Helped by Healing Paws
- Town divided after schools stop making kids recite the Pledge over concerns that it holds children who don't participate up to scorn
- Federal auditors have concluded the Rev. Al Sharpton's 2004 campaign owes the government nearly $500,000 for illegal donations
- Ann Dunwoody becomes first female 4-star general
- Pursuit of Child Molester on the Freeway
- Words can't even describe how terrible this is.
- Family Dog Shot
- From the WTF Files
- Police chief arrests 48 relatives
- Canadian prisoner, too fat for cell, released early
- Google tool uses search terms to detect flu outbreaks
- Ore. sheriff fights disclosure of concealed gun permit info
- Spec.Ops Rescue American Hostage
- Police arming residents with radar guns
- San Diego Officer Honored
- Missing Girl, 1, Found Alive Under Floor
- Sheriff to ban deputies from mixing drinking,guns
- Man says he could have died after an operation on his penis left him bleeding heavily.
- Prosthetic penises that will be supplied free to eligible transsexual men next year are under attack for staying limp.
- The Top 10 occupations in General Happiness
- Gang Member Found Guilty in Officer's Murder
- Only in Alabama
- Bringing more Terrorists here, WTF???
- Democratic leaders in the U.S. House discuss confiscating 401(k)s, IRAs
- IDIOTS!
- Great Job by the NYPD Emergency Services Unit
- child rape suspect ARRAIGNED at a school
- Worst Fears Realized: Woman who cut off her baby's arms to be released from mental hospital back into society
- I wish I were there...
- Netherlands may soon force "unfit mothers" to take contraception
- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad congratulates Barack Obama on his win
- Sixteen gun toting Manhattan Court Officers caught turning there lunch breaks into frat house drinking parties
- High Conservative Court Rules in Favor of Banning the "F-word" and "S-word" on Television and Radio Broadcasts
- "America's Toughest Sheriff" wins 5th term as Sheriff in a landslide
- Yes We Can.. (pay you later).
- Stray 50-Caliber Bullet May Have Traveled 5 Miles Before Hitting Woman at Texas Motor Speedway, Breaking Her Arm in Three Places
- In his first move as President Elect, Barack Obama names Illinois Representative Rahm Emanuel as his Chief of Staff
- For all of you who hate G.W. Bush... I offer a big F**K YOU!
- RIP United States of America
- Woman Drives Her Rapist to the Police Station After He Falls Asleep
- San Jose P.D. to use Segways
- And on the lighter side....wait...maybe not
- Black Panthers Block Polls In Philly
- Four Marines Arrested for Murder
- Wow...that poor little kid
- Probe: Palin did not violate ethics law
- Servicemen, Women Come Home To Lost Jobs
- Golfer John Daly spends night in jail after passing out at Hooters
- Shooter Said He Feared Trick-Or-Treaters Were Robbers
- Chowchilla bus hijacker approved for parole
- San Jose dentist accused of fondling patient's breasts on pretext of performing exam
- Dozens mark 7th anniversary of San Jose's officer's death with protest of trial delay
- Barack Obama's Aunt is discovered to be in the USA illegally, Obama claims he had no idea
- PETA Wants Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus to Use Robot Elephants Instead of the Real Thing
- Small Earthquakes hit Dallas Area, Generate 911 Calls
- Republican John McCain has pulled back within the margin of error, and in Friday's national poll he held a 1% lead over Obama
- Governor Schwarzenegger thinks Obama is a girly man, says he's going to do something about his skinny legs
- While speaking with Obama at a Rally, Bill Clinton pipes up to say Obama went to his economic advisers and asked what was the right thing to say
- Middle school student sent home after showing up to school on Halloween dressed as the ever offensive.....JESUS!
- Nudist community requests clothing optional polling site
- Battalions of lawyers sent to Florida for the Presidential election
- Democrat Ohio Secretary of State says cross checking voter registrations will have to wait until after November 4th.....hmm
- Riviera Beach Cops crack down on crack showing suspects with controversial new law
- Police Department won't play health tab for retired K-9 who sustained a spinal injury while tackling a criminal
- Elizabeth Edwards kicks John Edwards to the curb
- Smug Obama campaign boots journalists
- Two arrested in connection with Obama effigy (Damn I hate always being right)
- perp convicted of murdering NYPD officer
- Republican tired of having his McCain/Palin sign stolen, hooks his sign up to a power source with electric charge...along comes Obama supporter
- Scientists find that love and hate activate same brain activity patterns
- al Qaeda wants Republicans, Bush "humiliated"
- Shoplifter steals male enhancement cream, applies it in the store, and then heads to the toy isle
- Drew Peterson to missing wife: 'Show yourself'
- Man arrested after stolen truck passes officer owning it
- Ferrari in pole position
- Ugg - They Just Don't Make Swingers Like They Used To!
- Officer's POV Torched
- From homeless to Narc dog!
- Effigy of Sarah Palin hanging by a noose creates uproar in West Hollywood
- LA Times Refuses to Release Video of Obama Praising Controversial Activist
- Arrested For Throwing Beer At Deputy, Fleeing
- It's Over - McCain has won!!!
- It's Over - Obama has Won!!!
- Internet changing the way brains work
- Warden's wife accused of helping prisoner escape and living with him for over a decade
- Retired NYC Cop "Mustached American of the Year"
- 8 year old boy accidently killed by an Uzi at a gun show
- White supremacists plotted to kill Obama and 100 other African-Americans
- Sen. Stevens Found Guilty on all Charges
- Another campus shooting????
- Egyptian suspected spy may have been murdered in London
- Dallas Police Chief David Kunkle puts out the word to his officers: "Do not drive above the speed limit unless lights and sirens are activated."
- Tatoo Parlor Worker Alleges 5 NYPD Officers Sodomized Him With a Walkie Talkie in a Subway Station
- No need to vote, America, the AP has decided it all.
- Retired Sacramento Officer Passes
- Top 5 Most and Least Vulernable City's in the USA
- Traffic Waves - How One Driver Can Unclog a Traffic Jam
- Raccoon unfazed by cop's Taser during wild chase
- Woman killed by pet 13-foot python
- FBI removes the controversial term “honor killing” from the wanted poster of a suspect who killed his two teen girls for dating non-Muslims
- Two Dallas Women First ID'd as Men Are Charged with Capital Murder, Believed Responsible For Two Murders and Multiple Robberies
- "You've got STDs"! E-cards may aid in STD notification
- Study: Coverage of McCain Much More Negative Than That of Obama
- Republican HQ Manager's Home Shot Up Over McCain Signs
- What if SNL' mocked Michelle Obama?
- Knife-wielding madman robs McCain-Palin campaign volunteer and carves a "B" (for Barack) in her face
- SF to Make it Illegal to Enforce the Law?
- Miss Teen Louisiana arrested for leaving a restaurant without paying and carrying marijuana (which was in the pocketbook she accidentally left behind)
- Prison inmates in Maine and Vermont now allowed to vote
- Good bye tin foil hello scotch tape!
- Police prepare for unrest
- state prison blames inmates' contraband cell phones for escapes
- Man wins $400 for eating 15 lb burger in food contest
- 60 Californian motorcycle gang members arrested in federal sweep after 3-year undercover investigation
- Web site linked to al-Qaida backs McCain--Posting says the network would welcome a pre-election attack on the U.S.
- Two New York Police Officers Shot on Subway Platform
- Michael Vick plans to plead guilty to dog fighting
- Suspect Dies With Son In Deliberate Crash
- Teens Use Family's Home As Hangout After Reading MySpace Post
- Biden might have more sense than we thought...
- Dallas Police Officer Who Hit Boy Was Driving 67 MPH At Time
- U.S. pilot was ordered to shoot down UFO
- 89-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Taking Ball
- Well....it would "suck" to handle this call...
- Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama
- Al-Qaeda's web forums abruptly taken offline
- Tradesman burgs police station
- Well...aren't we rather persistent??
- Touching Story from Work
- CPR works when done to beat of "Stayin' Alive"
- Dad names baby Sarah McCain Palin without his wife's consent
- Houston Police Kill CIA Imposter
- Sex Offenders must post "No Candy" sign for Halloween
- Carbon E7- CopCar of the future
- Jessie Jackson on Obama's America
- Eye see where you are coming from...
- Boy, 12, Accused Of Killing Neighbor Gets $2.2M Settlement
- 'Obese' Inmate Dies Of Lethal Injection
- McCain vows to whip Obama's butt in Wednesday's debate..
- Voodoo Store's Candle Sparks Blaze
- Magic Johnson Faked AIDS, Radio Duo Says
- Transgender Arrested, Accused Of Killing Husband
- The latest on the liberal corrupt group, ACORN
- Judge wants to ban all cops from packing heat in court after one cop leaves his gun in the bathroom
- Two suspects who robbed a conveniance store get arrested after asking police officers for directions
- Baseball player who exposed steroids in baseball detained at the border for posession of a drug that restores and maintains testicular size
- Chicago Alderman written ticket for driving while talking on a cell phone...political games incoming
- Alaska Probe Says Palin Abused Her Authority Alaska Probe Says Palin Abused Her Authority
- North Korea barred U.N. monitoring at its nuclear complex on Thursday
- Chicago to open city's first high school for gay, lesbian, and transgender students
- Dallas Drivers Line Up For $2.74 Gas
- Chicago sheriff refuses to evict in foreclosures
- Off Duty Chicago Cop - Kickin' ass and taking names
- Skull found in luggage at Tuscon airport
- woman threatens to post nude pics of 13yo
- Penguins nursed back to health and returned to the wild in Brazil