- Never go thru the drive-thru, you always get ******* in the drive-thru...
- Armed Miss America 1944 Stops Intruder
- Organization Makes it a Goal for Dallas to be America's safest city in ten years
- Unfortunate Coincidence... In Slightly Bad Taste
- Gunman At Johnson Space Center
- Principal in trouble for settling bet w/Students by kissing their feet
- "Gun Town" Celebrates 25 Years of Peace
- Montana First In Nation To Enact Law Rejecting Real Id Act
- Sutter And Yuba Schools On Alert After Threat
- Two Mexican State Officers Killed in Gunbattle
- Man Killed Wife Thinking She Was a Burglar
- Gunmean, I mean shitstain from VA TECH sent message to NBC
- Bears Urlacher fined $100,000 for Super Bowl hat
- Two sheriff's cars hit by suspected drunk driver
- Accidental Discharge in White House...
- Do violent plays by VA Tech mass murderer reveal signs of murderous tendencies?
- N.J. governor still on ventilator as he recovers from 91mph crash
- Copycats
- Foreigh View Point
- Imus and Disney in the same boat.
- Philadelphia Police Outraged Over Firefighter Rapper's Lyrics
- Man gets convicted of road rage murders, gets two life sentences + 26 yrs!
- '' Victim " wants cops to get his drugs back
- Seattle Man Charged in Bizarre Duck Case
- At Least 1 Dead In Virginia Tech Campus Shooting
- Dumbarse. Next time Wear a Seat belt.
- Fido Saves the Day
- Only a Threat....
- Kansas: Big Rigs Equipped with Ticket Cameras
- Buh Bye
- Gotta Love the "Ghetto Scene"
- Helped by a Bear, police take to gridiron
- Murder/Suicide Leaves 6-Year Old Girl Dead, 13-Year-Old Girl Clinging to Life
- Man Attacked by Gang of Lesbians
- Chicago Wins Olympics Bid
- Geraldo calls Sharpton "Greatest Civil Rights Leader"
- Child Of 10 Gets Shotgun Licence
- English Cops launch massive round up of illegal aliens!
- Boycotting sponsers that dropped Imus.
- Good Police Work
- Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk
- Two face money laundering charges
- 'Geek Squad' Technician Accused Of Recording Video of his Customer Taking a Shower
- Very Sad
- Police raid ex-Rastafarian temple
- Daughter handed to paedophile
- PSA for doper chicks : Don't mess with man's best friend.
- Imus Banned From Msnbc
- Waltrip charged after rolling car in accident
- Gunman 'shot at police officers'
- Rent a Wife
- You're going to hear about it somewhere. 911 call gone bad.
- Combat Global Warming. Have a Cold War.
- The ticket you write may be your own.
- Do bank robbers think twice if hit with ****?
- Frisco, TX rape/multiple-stabbing home invasion linked to series of attacks
- Mom Places Ad on MySpace: Kidnap Son for $500
- Family: Surgery While Awake Caused Suicide
- Global Warming and Crime
- Tears of Yolanda: Undocumented, Unheard, Abused. Will she Find Justice in America?
- Another Mother of the Year... Woman says she doesn't know how infant ingested Meth
- About time media did this...
- What's the most time wasting task you've been assigned?
- Restaurant Chain Hires Corporate Chaplains
- Unprovoked beatings of homeless soaring
- Undercover reporter arrested during hospital probe
- Infant Killed While Mother Fleeing Police
- To all you Liberal hippie pantywaists...GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
- Man gets jail time for abusing puppy
- Naked Woman Decoy In Dallas Home Invasion, Police Say
- Cruise Ship Sinks in Greece
- A man and his dolls...
- Thief trapped by 95-year-old woman
- YouTube Banned In Thailaind
- MPLS photocop program shot down
- Real jail for spitting on Probation Ofc.
- Hose drag-er
- A case of one horse's ass leading another
- Three strikes yer out.
- Dems don't want to use GWOT phrase
- The man who turned his Land Rover into Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
- "men admit they like sleeping with teddy bears...
- NASA Hacker Loses Extradition Appeal
- I'm a federal phone cop and you're under arrest
- Deputies Put Toe and Tow Together
- Stopping a beer run with a .45
- Shots Fired at CNN Center in Atlanta
- Preservation Of Civet Cats for Coffee
- Suicide missions to stop terror?
- 41 y/o virgin in search of husband
- Results of what happened with the crime rate, with Minnesota's new CCW law
- 2 Missing Boys Found Encased in Lake Ice
- When it's time to cut and run in a relationship
- Restaurant Worker Asks Son To Punch Her In Her Face To Depict False Robbery
- 101-Year Old Man Gets New Driving License
- Chicago Police head retires amid scandal
- Jobless Male Londoner Rechristened As Fertility Goddess In Indian State
- Chinese Woman Fakes Pregnancy To Please Husband
- Pa. city defends illegal immigrant crackdown at trial;
- Web Video Shows Mexico Man's Beheading
- BE QUIET or I'll put you in the trunk!!!
- TASER cleared again
- Police Officer Mown Down By Stolen Car
- Teachers' rights law takes effect
- American Super Heroes Museum Opens in Indianapolis
- Fraternity House Destroyed
- ....r....e....t....a....r....d ....e....d....
- Texas grand jury indicts woman after husband kills her lover
- Proof People Are Getting Dumber
- Great Job on Double Checking
- Shocking Run Time
- Wish the Guys In Chicago Would do This
- I have a Problem with this.
- Our Boss is Losing It
- Google announces motto change...
- Muslims pulled from flight may sue passengers
- Heroin Shipped To NYC Disguised As Beans
- '911 Closed, Everyone at Doughnut Shop'
- Jail Shower Shows Adult Charged As Man Is A Woman
- Texas Bill Increases Penalities for Drunk Drivers Who Kill Police Officers
- Website Directs Pedophiles to Children's Events
- Did you need another reason to hate Rosie O'Donnell?
- Disabled Lawyer Fined for Suing Closed Store
- ID Fraud Scheme - 1 Million in Loss
- Teen Steals Patrol Car
- Blair wants to monitor all children for signs of criminality
- Pennsylvania: Proposal Mandates Ignition Interlocks for All Cars
- New arrest made in Sean Bell casePolice: Arrest has to do with 11th hour witness
- Draftee retires, 9 still serving
- Cop Shooter held for court
- Miami-dade Law Enforcement
- madam abducted by Muslim women in Pakistan
- This Just Gets Worse Everyday
- Texas' "Castle Doctrine" Bill Signed By Governor
- Iraqi police go on killing spree
- Stupid people
- This is quite impressive...
- Skydiver arrested for mooning Fla. cop
- Court bans smoking while driving...
- Enough is clearly enough....
- MN trooper cleared in shooting
- How is THIS news???
- Good Ol' Panda Porn
- Dealer: I was shot by Bell
- Texas Deputy sentenced to Jail...
- Goose leads officers on wild chase
- A&M Female Student's Body Cooked On Grill
- shes back
- Entrepreneur Sells Paper Filled With Mug Shots
- Online suicide
- Hidden Camera in the SGT's Office
- Police introduce 24-hour patrols
- Passenger Finds Bullets On Cruise Ship
- Woman convicted of murder by antifreeze — again
- World's Smallest Horse
- Sister refuses to save brother
- Brazilian housewife convicted of killing, cooking husband
- Baby born at 100 mph
- If you try to BBQ a Keg or Beer, Punch some Holes In It First!!!
- Village People Cop Arrested in San Diego
- Anna Nicole's DNA Test
- POS Ex-Cop leads police on ANOTHER high speed chase...this time he kills two.
- Heroes And 'heroin' At Bronx Blaze
- Troop Withdraw Wins House Passage
- British Saliors Detained by Iranian Forces
- Man Allegedly Hides Camera In Shampoo Bottle
- 21 Tons Of Cocaine
- Student Maced
- 10-13 NYPD Detectives Legal Defense Fund
- Border Crossers Arrested..........
- Passport to Hell?
- Dammit I missed The News
- Firemen Story....Amusing
- Wisconisn, Need I say More?
- Haven't Heard This Excuse Before
- "Drunk On The Job"
- We all Could be Millionares in 1 Tour
- Interesting
- This one Is Just Funny
- Glad They Give My Tax Money Away
- Cardinals Manager Arrested
- Good Guys Score Bad Guy Loses
- VIDEO- 2 Cops drag man out of his car
- Win My House
- Prison guard claims he had sex with female inmate so she would leave him alone
- Pittsburgh Mayor gets drunk, flies on private jet wasting taxpayer money, and more...
- Eight grader pees in teachers coffee pot....in MUNCIE, INDIANA
- Knife-obsessed pothead jailed for life for brutally murdering his two best friends
- Everything is bigger in Texas, including the gay churches
- Parents convicted for having sex in front of 9 yr old daughter to teach her about sex
- Conservative Activist charged with stealing Mexican flag and other crimes on Mexicans
- Man claims erectile dysfunction after watching Prince's halftime show
- Granddaughter of NASCAR founder arrested for impersonating a Deputy
- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Rush Limbaugh "irrelevant"
- Mesquite, Texas: Missing Terrell Women Say They Were Kidnapped From Movie Theater
- Texas "Castle Doctrine" Bill Goes to Governor for Signature
- Messy
- Officer extorted money, drugs at traffic stop.
- Boy, 7, arrested for riding dirt bike on sidewalk
- Heaven's Gate - 10 Year Anniversary
- War bill includes tempting projects
- Alzheimer’s rate to hike as boomers age
- Don't drop the soap, young fella!
- FBI file links Kennedy to Monroe's death
- If you're psychiatrist is jamming a toilet brush up your ass, YOU may be the normal 1
- The perils of a hypersexualized society
- Burglars Steal 220-Pound Gold Bar
- Guilty plea in deadly accident
- YMCA near synagogue removes frosted glass, installs blinds
- Man involved in airport scare faces deportation
- Woman upgraded after dying in coach
- Should 'DWT' be new 'DWI'?
- Woman Dies After Mass. Cops Restrain Her
- Man Freed by DNA Found Guilty in Slaying
- Stress damages nerve cells
- More than 50 snakes and lizards stolen from Australian wildlife park
- Pet Food Recall
- thoughts on slavery apology?
- lockin up youngins...yay or nay?
- Target Stores
- Minn Trooper Shot and Killed a motorist
- Life for baby killer
- 2 arrested for posing as police at airport
- More Cameras
- Climate change shifts sheep shape
- Police officers indicted for murder
- Flight Passenger Urinates In Air-Sickness Bag
- Discount to senior citizens for sex in the afternoon...
- Unconstitutional DC handgun ban struck down
- Free land in Alaska
- Another reason for fuel alternatives
- N.M. Man Arrested on 28th DWI Charge
- Polish Man Cuts Off His Genitals In A Fit Of Anger
- Another teacher makes sweet love to a student
- NYC Sean Bell Grand Jury Reaches Decision...
- Just Do Drugs
- Virginia newspaper publishes list of all permit holders
- What's that smell? Oh, it's the police
- Drunk Driver Taunts Police In Colorado
- Moral of THIS story? I DUNNO....
- Donuts that are good for you
- Dog's head left on owner's doorstep
- Burglary 101: Don’t forget ID
- Elevator bombing kills 2 near Boston
- Texas and 12 Other States Formed Coalition to Defeat DC Gun Ban
- Have You Seen My Sub?
- Moral of the story? HIT THE lil Rodent
- Nine hurt in asylum centre riot
- Portland Police Taser Aggressive Diabetic Woman
- 'Execute Republicans,' says college prof