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06-03-07, 09:43 AM #61
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Well, I wouldn't say either one of them are THAT bad...I mean, the taser only last a few seconds, the OC a few hours or days, depending on you, but marriage, that shit can last forever!
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06-03-07, 09:45 AM #62
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Originally Posted by JSO85360
Well, I wouldn't say either one of them are THAT bad...I mean, the taser only last a few seconds, the OC a few hours or days, depending on you, but marriage, that shit can last forever!
That isn't even a close comparison. Marriage is constant agony and misery for multiple years. Come of here, Sandman. I'd rather pull my eyeballs through my sinuses than get married again.And Shepards we shall be,
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06-03-07, 11:30 AM #63
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Make sure when you take a shower that you stand straight up when washing your face off. It help to quickly get the agent off of your face.
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06-03-07, 11:33 AM #64
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And onto my balls - I know about that already. Nice try, though Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
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06-03-07, 11:35 AM #65
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Hahahahahahahaha just trying to help you out Chuck Originally Posted by TXCharlie
And onto my balls - I know about that already. Nice try, though
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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06-06-07, 01:58 PM #66
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2 days and a wake up left ...
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06-06-07, 08:57 PM #67
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You suck!!! Originally Posted by pc830cop
2 days and a wake up left ...
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06-07-07, 10:33 AM #68
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Just hold your breath! You'll never feel the pain that way!
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06-07-07, 06:06 PM #69
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1 day and a wake up!
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"Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts
The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
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06-07-07, 06:37 PM #70
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Damn - And I can't fake it if TXCOP shows up
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06-07-07, 07:08 PM #71
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OMG, you are going to suffer such agony!! The pain is unmerciful. You will wish for death! DON'T DO IT!! Run for your LIFE! The humanity!!
Glad I could be supportive of you.
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06-07-07, 07:12 PM #72
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TXCOP, I suggest that you go golfing or something!!! You don't want to waste such a nice day watching me!!!
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Don't worry about it too much. I had to work. But I'll have him take pictures.
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06-09-07, 09:32 AM #74
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You should probably poop before you get sprayed, just incase
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06-09-07, 10:07 AM #75
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Y'all are heartless.
But I admit I laughed. Alot.
Today's the day Charlie! It'll be over soon!
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Hey hey, it's SPRAY DAY!!!
We want pics!!
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06-09-07, 11:25 AM #77
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We're all thinking about ya, Charlie! In fact, we're thinking how lucky it's YOU and not US!
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06-09-07, 01:31 PM #78
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I guess my class was cancelled and no one told me - What a letdown!!! Originally Posted by TXCOP
Me & my jug of milk, jumbo economy size bottle of Dawn, Chemical decontaminant, towels, camera, Pancho, dishpan, and all that crap was sitting by the classroom door from 8am-9:30am this morning, but nobody else showed up!!! - No students, no Scott, no nobody!!!
There was a weekend Academy class next door, but the officer teaching that didn't have a clue about any O/C classes going on - So I left notes on the class & Academy Directors' door, went across campus to the college info booth, and they said I had the correct date, room & time (8am)
So I went back over there, still no one in the class, both notes still there
Damn, I was wanting to get it over with!!! (ok it's not TOO much of a letdown, but now I gotta get physced up all over again)! There's another one scheduled for June 23rd, so maybe they combined them.
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06-09-07, 02:29 PM #79
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You were brave, the rest of the class (including the instructor) chickened out...
ya rrrrrrriiiiigggghhht. :P
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06-09-07, 03:30 PM #80
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Exactly!!! - I wasn't gonna say it, but TXCOP's buddy is a wuss Originally Posted by countybear
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