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    Quote Originally Posted by SANDMAN View Post
    Just like being married i hear. lol
    Well, I wouldn't say either one of them are THAT bad...I mean, the taser only last a few seconds, the OC a few hours or days, depending on you, but marriage, that shit can last forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSO85360 View Post
    Well, I wouldn't say either one of them are THAT bad...I mean, the taser only last a few seconds, the OC a few hours or days, depending on you, but marriage, that shit can last forever!

    That isn't even a close comparison. Marriage is constant agony and misery for multiple years. Come of here, Sandman. I'd rather pull my eyeballs through my sinuses than get married again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    Make sure when you take a shower that you stand straight up when washing your face off. It help to quickly get the agent off of your face.
    And onto my balls - I know about that already. Nice try, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    And onto my balls - I know about that already. Nice try, though
    Hahahahahahahaha just trying to help you out Chuck
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    2 days and a wake up left ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by pc830cop View Post
    2 days and a wake up left ...
    You suck!!!

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    1 day and a wake up!


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
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    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
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    Damn - And I can't fake it if TXCOP shows up

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    OMG, you are going to suffer such agony!! The pain is unmerciful. You will wish for death! DON'T DO IT!! Run for your LIFE! The humanity!!































    Glad I could be supportive of you.

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    TXCOP, I suggest that you go golfing or something!!! You don't want to waste such a nice day watching me!!!

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    Don't worry about it too much. I had to work. But I'll have him take pictures.
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    He doesn't worry about what workout to do---his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him.
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    We're all thinking about ya, Charlie! In fact, we're thinking how lucky it's YOU and not US!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCOP View Post
    Don't worry about it too much. I had to work. But I'll have him take pictures.
    I guess my class was cancelled and no one told me - What a letdown!!!

    Me & my jug of milk, jumbo economy size bottle of Dawn, Chemical decontaminant, towels, camera, Pancho, dishpan, and all that crap was sitting by the classroom door from 8am-9:30am this morning, but nobody else showed up!!! - No students, no Scott, no nobody!!!

    There was a weekend Academy class next door, but the officer teaching that didn't have a clue about any O/C classes going on - So I left notes on the class & Academy Directors' door, went across campus to the college info booth, and they said I had the correct date, room & time (8am)

    So I went back over there, still no one in the class, both notes still there

    Damn, I was wanting to get it over with!!! (ok it's not TOO much of a letdown, but now I gotta get physced up all over again)! There's another one scheduled for June 23rd, so maybe they combined them.

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    You were brave, the rest of the class (including the instructor) chickened out...



    ya rrrrrrriiiiigggghhht. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    You were brave, the rest of the class (including the instructor) chickened out...
    Exactly!!! - I wasn't gonna say it, but TXCOP's buddy is a wuss

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