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    Quote Originally Posted by deputysykes View Post
    You know you can cash that in for money, right?
    Sometimes, its just not worth the double time

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    Sometimes, its just not worth the double time
    Papa
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    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

    The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.

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    Charlie
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    ... but that mofo ate my Jet's bread. I caught him red handed.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
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    ... but that mofo ate my Jet's bread. I caught him red handed.

    OMFGLMFAOWTF!!! Now that is some funny ass shit right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

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    I learned that a career of thirty years passes all too fast! Before you know it, you are as old as Moses and not quite so fruitful. Just a hint: Enjoy each day as it comes; be certain to tell your family how you feel about them - DAILY; and, protect thine ownself during the day!
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
    [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]


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    lol

    i've learned that this is the least paid job out there

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    I can't believe how many people either have pot, warrant or both on them!

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    I have learned that everyone is innocent. No one did anything wrong, they were framed, their brother did it, and the cops made it up cause they are out to get everyone, and cops are all sadistic bastards cause look at the marks on the wrists from how tight they put the handcuffs!

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    That if am having a busy day, all I need to do is turn around to see the most absolute paper-suck crime happening right in front of me - and that if I am having a slow day I can search for hours and find nothing until ten minutes before the shift ends.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    I guess I've come to realize that there are bad people everywhere. And you can't catch them all. But you can catch some of them. And those are the ones that make this job worthwhile. I'm just another garbage truck, picking up some garbage off the corner, trying to make our city a little nicer. I can't pick up all the garbage, but I have brothers and sisters that are garbage collectors too, and they are in other neighborhoods, picking up garbage. And even though when my shift is over, there will still be plenty of trash on the street, I pitched in and cleaned some up. Oh yeah, and all of us garbage collectors make about the same money. Some just have better hours.

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    in my 15 yrs. i have learned that no matter how screwed up people are, there are still a few that still leave me standing there with question marks above my head...and saying no way!!!

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    I have learned that no bar serves more than two beers.
    There is no such thing as a red light.
    Everytime I am doing an extra speed enforcement due to citizen's complaints, I catch the person who made the original complaint. Marijuana and other types of drugs have a knack of just popping up every where without anyone ever noticing or knowing how it got there.
    I also have learned to really hate hearing "I didn't do it" everytime I walk in somplace while in uniform.
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    I just learned last night that it hurts when fat people fall on you

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex401mp View Post
    II also have learned to really hate hearing "I didn't do it" everytime I walk in somplace while in uniform.
    Well...that is much better than old men putting their hands together and asking to be handcuffed and taken away with the lecherous sneer and wink. LOL Count yourself lucky!
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    I would have to change my whole way of doing things if that ever happened. There would probably be a use of force complaint to go along with it.
    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
    One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. ~ Anon

    si hic carrus commovet non quaerete

    RIP Scott L. Roth- Pfc 1st Platoon,401st MP Co, KIA 12/20/89- Operation Just Cause- Not forgotten.
    ALWAYS FIRST!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex401mp View Post
    I would have to change my whole way of doing things if that ever happened. There would probably be a use of force complaint to go along with it.
    No truer words have ever been said. lol And really...I think your wife would be very disappointed in your relationship...more than she bargained for!
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    Something else I forgot, didn't read to see if anyone else thought of it.

    I learned that every cop is a little different, and not the uniform mass of same opinions that everyone outside thinks.

    But hell, that should be obvious with a quick read of a site like this one
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

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    What Kpd said... Basically, we spend most of our time being nannies to the world because people can't take care of themselves, or of their own problems. It can be very depressing.

    That's why I spend a lot of my time socializing with the good folks in my town, taking in the good instead of the bad, and stopping people just to tell them their gas cap is off, or they left their milk on the Chevron counter LOL.

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    that cops are ALWAYS wrong.



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    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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    I've learned that when I am on call that I crave an ice cold beer that seems to surprisngly disappear when I am NOT on call.

    That everyone arrested for DUI is either (1) in law school, (2) going to be in law school (3) his sister's mother's baby's daddy is a lawyer and one if not all of them are going to sue me and have my badge.

    That there must be some secret crack head communication system...maybe like Star Trek...where they have friend's that do not have last names, that dropped them off where ever they are in a vehicle the cannot describe and that their great taxi ride friends do NOT have a telephone number that they know of and no they don't know where they live and yet...they are great friends.

    That someone can actually look at you with a straight face and tell you that the drugs you found in their pants isn't theirs because these aren't their pants and NO...they don't know whose pants they are! I find myself walking half naked at parties also....looking for a new pair of pants to wear. I mean..how can they tell you that with a straight face!?
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

 

 
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