Favorite DWI/DUI/OWI admissions and explanations
Drunks love to talk...
What are some of your favorite roadside admissions/explanations from DWI/DUI/OWI offenders?
I'll kick it off:
"I've been driving like this (drunk) for 30 years, and I ain't hurt nobody yet..." (DWI 4th charged, 9th lifetime)
"If I'd been sober, no way you'd have caught me..."
"I'm so friggin' drunk, I'd arrest myself."
Officer (Me): "Do you have any medical problems?"
Offender: "No, I'm just shitfaced."
"My lawyer told me never to take one of those tests if I'm drunk..."