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    Why cant cops keep it in there pants

    why cant cops keep it in there pants. They r all horny and trying to meet girls at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsSuck
    why cant cops keep it in there pants. They r all horny and trying to meet girls at work.

    yeah and........

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    I think that is unprofeshunal....so why do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHateCops
    I think that is unprofeshunal....so why do it
    Because I am cool and your not and chicks dig the badge

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    yeah you are Msiter cool.....Pacman. I bet Ms. pacman keeps you in line. Either that or those colored ghosts eat you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsSuck
    yeah you are Msiter cool.....Pacman. I bet Ms. pacman keeps you in line. Either that or those colored ghosts eat you...

    Mrs Pacman is with TERMINATOR right now call back later.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PACMAN
    Mrs Pacman is with TERMINATOR right now call back later.....
    Dang Pac gonna giver her up that easy, come on you can do it. Stand up to the little Terminator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001
    Dang Pac gonna giver her up that easy, come on you can do it. Stand up to the little Terminator.

    Did you not see the ruler in the Mod section, bitch. Their's nothing little about the Terminator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsSuck
    why cant cops keep it in there pants. They r all horny and trying to meet girls at work.
    Being a lady myself, I'm hardly trying to meet girls at work. Did you think at all before posting this, as there are some females in this business too.

    BTW, your username hurts my feelings. Cops are the best!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsSuck
    why cant cops keep it in there pants.
    Because your mom gives us law enforcement discounts. Plus, once she takes her teeth out, she gives the best gummies. Don't you agree, she says she keeps you fluffed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsSuck
    why cant cops keep it in there pants. They r all horny and trying to meet girls at work.
    The monster need to roam from time to time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy
    Because your mom gives us law enforcement discounts. Plus, once she takes her teeth out, she gives the best gummies. Don't you agree, she says she keeps you fluffed.
    CopsSuck better be careful...his real daddy could be a cop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsSuck
    why cant cops keep it in there pants. They r all horny and trying to meet girls at work.
    We really don't have to TRY to meet them. Take your mom for instance. I get a call she's out peddlin her cottage cheese ass on the corner, I have to go talk to her about it. I get there and she starts flappin her gums (denture's come in yet?) about givin up freebe's, and wanting a father figure for her waste of skin son. Keep her in the house please, or I'll have to have her spayed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001
    Dang Pac gonna giver her up that easy, come on you can do it. Stand up to the little Terminator.

    It was all part of my master plan. I let Mrs Pacman go to his house because I needed some private time to Train his mom and sister who just left my bed this morning.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mid_Ohio_Po
    We really don't have to TRY to meet them. Take your mom for instance. I get a call she's out peddlin her cottage cheese ass on the corner, I have to go talk to her about it. I get there and she starts flappin her gums (denture's come in yet?) about givin up freebe's, and wanting a father figure for her waste of skin son.
    You're not trying to say that that's the kind of ladies you're into, are you? Ewe... barf!!!

    Only kidding, Mid Ohio Po, you're too sweet. I'm sure you get plenty of ladies chasing you down. I chased down my fair share in my younger days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Star
    You're not trying to say that that's the kind of ladies you're into, are you? Ewe... barf!!!

    Only kidding, Mid Ohio Po, you're too sweet. I'm sure you get plenty of ladies chasing you down. I chased down my fair share in my younger days.

    Nope, that's not my thing. CopsSuck is looking for a woman just like momma, so maybe he's got a long lost sister out there he can marry.
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    I can't keep it my pants cause it's to god damn big!!!! It's like a fucking anaconda!!!! Watch out for the one eyed monster ladies, you might get hurt.

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    Just wondering why he bothers at all to post in this forum, maybe he gets his jollies from being abusive towards LEO's or they took his stash away again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHateCops
    I think that is unprofeshunal....so why do it
    You are a dumb ass!!! Or as you would write, dom Azs. Stay in school dude.

    And to the first guy, because we can. You guys must like getting spanked on this forum. You don't see any of us joining the potsmokers forum and talking shit do you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsSuck
    why cant cops keep it in there pants. They r all horny and trying to meet girls at work.

    pffft, I don't try to meet women... They come to me. Yeah, I'm good like that...


    By the way, tell your sister to take it easy on the teething for next time, that shit hurts.

 

 
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