Welcome to the APBWeb.
Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4
Results 61 to 68 of 68
  1. #61
    DeputyDuc's Avatar
    DeputyDuc is offline On a wheel
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    02-01-10
    Location
    downstate NY
    Posts
    152
    Rep Power
    36403
    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    ...Guy is in his fifties so how he has only been driving for 20 years is a mystery.
    In places like NYC where cars aren't necessary I've known a few folks >30yoa born in Manhattan who've never been behind the wheel of a car! Hard to believe.

  2. #62
    Union5 is offline Rookie
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    06-27-10
    Posts
    6
    Rep Power
    0
    I have two that always make me laugh.

    # 1 My partner and I were conducting a safety checkpoint and I see a car approaching. I walk to the drivers side door and immediately smell it.....weed. I look over into the passenger seat as the driver is passing the blount to his "pat-nah".

    ME: "Pass that this way homie."
    HIM: "Oh shit, you wanna hit?"
    ME: "Absolutely, I would love some."
    HIM: (as he hands the lit blount to me) "You gonna pass it back.....right?"

    I was still laughing as the three of us were pulling into the sally port at the jail.

    #2 I see a vehicle leave one of our known dope houses and then shoulder the driver for driving all over the road . I get to the drivers side door (he was rolling 4 deep) and go through my initial contact talk with the driver who is OBVIOUSLY soused.

    ME: Where you heading tonight?
    HIM: Home
    ME: Where is home?
    HIM: *points down the road*
    ME: You have anything in the vehicle I need to be aware of?
    Him: Not that I know about.
    ME: Where are you guys coming from?
    FEMALE FRONT SEAT PASSENGER: I can't lie to you officer! We are coming from (insert dope dealing scum bag's name here) house. We went there to get a dubb.

    Again, I was still laughing when we pulled into the sally port at the jail.

  3. #63
    DeputyDuc's Avatar
    DeputyDuc is offline On a wheel
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    02-01-10
    Location
    downstate NY
    Posts
    152
    Rep Power
    36403
    Pulled a guy for speed display/2x limit the other night. Says in defense, "I didn't know there were cops on bikes out here." And that somehow exonerates him from like an arse?!

  4. #64
    berserk is offline The reason they do psych evals
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    11-24-08
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    749
    Blog Entries
    9
    Rep Power
    603397
    Quote Originally Posted by Union5 View Post
    FEMALE FRONT SEAT PASSENGER: I can't lie to you officer! We are coming from (insert dope dealing scum bag's name here) house. We went there to get a dubb.
    Don't ride with a mad woman.

  5. #65
    121Traffic's Avatar
    121Traffic is offline Just Us
    Verified LEO
    Site Moderator
    Join Date
    01-09-06
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    4,547
    Rep Power
    6332993
    He got weed! He got weed!
    "If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "121Traffic" on O/R.

  6. #66
    Cidp24's Avatar
    Cidp24 is offline Tempus Fugit
    Premium Lifetime Member
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    07-17-06
    Location
    Crossroads of the Sunny South
    Posts
    8,131
    Rep Power
    3999639
    Quote Originally Posted by 10-42Adam View Post
    I've had a couple people blame their speed on "new tires," which makes no sense.
    Thats fairly logical down here, where tires on pickups can be as big as the tires on a front-end loader.
    *************************
    "It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...
    to another life somewhere in the sun."
    *************************
    "There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)


    Any statements or opinions given in my postings or profile do not reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employer or anyone else other than me. They are my personal opinions or statements only, thereby releasing my employer , any other entity, or any other person of any liability or involvement in anything posted under the username "Cidp24" on O/R.

  7. #67
    spcwes's Avatar
    spcwes is offline Wookie!!!!
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    10-12-06
    Location
    North Central Missouri
    Posts
    275
    Rep Power
    141847
    Just today while talking to a Super at a highschool I had a janitor ask me to pull my weapon out of my holster and let him see it while there were about 20 students in the hallway standing right there........

    I told him no we don't allow people to handle our weapons on duty, and further asking me to draw it in a highschool with kids around was really a bad thing to do. He says well I been looking to get me a good handgun, just wanted to see what the cops carried. The Super standing right next to us had this mouth gapping look on his face the entire time like he had been slapped. I just laughed.
    STOP RESISTING!!!!

    For he is God's servant to do you good, but if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.

    The opinions expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions of my Agency or my Agency Heads.

  8. #68
    Napalm's Avatar
    Napalm is offline Master Officer
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    11-21-09
    Posts
    218
    Rep Power
    410085
    This happened to me yesteday......

    Working in a small town, I was running stationary radar on a state highway that runs through town. The place I sit is on the backside of a hill, north of a turnpike where the speedlimit on the turnpike is 75mph. the speed limit where I sit coming out of town is 40 mph, I call it my "fishing hole". After sitting stationary for a few minutes, my first speeder comes over the hill, and I lock him in at 56mph. I get him pulled over about 300 yards down the road, and make contact with the driver.

    Driver: "Sorry for speeding, I'm running late for court."
    Me : Well, speeding like that in this town will definitely get you another court date. What are you going to court for?"
    Driver: " I'm the judge!"
    Me : " I wonder how many people will be in your courtroom today for speeding tickets.......Have a nice day, slow it down."
    Wiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.

 

 
Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4

LinkBacks (?)

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •