"Non-standard supplies"

[TXCharlie]

imagine an ostrich like bird running loose on a 4 lane highway and seeing a few officers trying to catch one...that was us about a month ago...Finally one of the other guys roped the damn bird and we all dragged him down the road...or did he drag us for a while...anyways we bout killed the bird, but got him safely home where the owner did kill him a few weeks later and sent us some of the product....if we would have known that we would have shot the damn thing that day lol

Funny! - I can see the headlines now: "School Resource Officer shoots Big Bird"

[chris2001]

We have anti-racism bands and such like. the same as the Charity ones but with anti-racism, anti-drugs slogans and the like. Would not have thought they would be popular but the kids love em.

Are these like the Lance Armstrong bands? If so man that is an awesome idea. Can you get a few of those for us. I would love to have a couple of those.

[Terminator]

Are these like the Lance Armstrong bands? If so man that is an awesome idea. Can you get a few of those for us. I would love to have a couple of those.

What is a Lance Armstrong band? Sounds ghey...

[Garda]

Are these like the Lance Armstrong bands? If so man that is an awesome idea. Can you get a few of those for us. I would love to have a couple of those.

They are the same as his except they carry our own messages like "Support the police" "Say no to drugs" etc etc. Havent seen any around but I will grab a few next time we get a batch.

[TXCharlie]

What is a Lance Armstrong band? Sounds ghey...

I've seen some... You're right, they look gay but they must have worked for him, since he's marrying Sheryl Crowe

[Terminator]

I've seen some... You're right, they look gay but they must have worked for him, since he's marrying Sheryl Crowe

Hmmm, true....maybe I need some of those gay wristbands,....HOOK ME UP GUARDA!!!

[gomets11]

What is a Lance Armstrong band? Sounds ghey...

[kdm0409]

the kids at my school love those damn bands....I handed some out for anti-drug week and most of the kids still wear them...they think they are cool....but they have a hidden meaning to the kids...each color represents a certain sex act...i will have to find my list and the color codes to show you guys...its kinda funny though

[kdm0409]

Funny! - I can see the headlines now: "School Resource Officer shoots Big Bird"

that would be funny, but soo bad lol

[chris2001]

We have those emu birds get out around here a lot too...them things are very hard to catch, imagine an ostrich like bird running loose on a 4 lane highway and seeing a few officers trying to catch one...that was us about a month ago...Finally one of the other guys roped the damn bird and we all dragged him down the road...or did he drag us for a while...anyways we bout killed the bird, but got him safely home where the owner did kill him a few weeks later and sent us some of the product....if we would have known that we would have shot the damn thing that day lol

I work near the county where of course there are horses and cattle. Well I actually have slug rounds just in case I have to go to a wild bull running loose call. NO way in hell that SOB is gonna charge at me if I am out of the car. Its going to get a few slugs through it. And if big bird charges he gets a few rounds too.

[Virginian]

The lance armstrong band supports cancer research for childhood cancer, it's a good cause. All the other copies are kinda cheesy, in my opinion. Riding coattails kinda irritates me.

[kdm0409]

I work near the county where of course there are horses and cattle. Well I actually have slug rounds just in case I have to go to a wild bull running loose call. NO way in hell that SOB is gonna charge at me if I am out of the car. Its going to get a few slugs through it. And if big bird charges he gets a few rounds too.

We were out of school today b/c of all the rain we have been getting and the river had flooded some of the roads out...anyways I had to go into court anyways and on my way in I see 2 of my fellow deputies running across the higway..first I think they are chasing someone...then i look and I'll be damned if there isn't a big ass bull chasing them...They were running as fast as they could and I was running about 70 mph down the highway...i hit the siren and anything else I could to make noise cause I thought the bull would hit me or the other way around... well the bull stopped chasing them and then ran after my car...of course I had slowed down a bit by this point but it was still so freaking funny.. I was late to court and everything, but the guys thanked me numerous times and we finally got the bull up...gotta love working for the county!!!

[chris2001]

We were out of school today b/c of all the rain we have been getting and the river had flooded some of the roads out...anyways I had to go into court anyways and on my way in I see 2 of my fellow deputies running across the higway..first I think they are chasing someone...then i look and I'll be damned if there isn't a big ass bull chasing them...They were running as fast as they could and I was running about 70 mph down the highway...i hit the siren and anything else I could to make noise cause I thought the bull would hit me or the other way around... well the bull stopped chasing them and then ran after my car...of course I had slowed down a bit by this point but it was still so freaking funny.. I was late to court and everything, but the guys thanked me numerous times and we finally got the bull up...gotta love working for the county!!!

That actually remind me of a story when I was younger and on vacation with my family. My mom loves animals and we went to Colorado one year. Well she decided that it would be a good idea to get a close up view of the Wild Buffalo. Well my dad on the other hand is going you two shouldn't do that those are wild animals, there is a fence there for a reason. Well me being young my mom talked me into going up "close" The Buffalo had enough and the charge was on, all my dad was saying as we were running to the fence was I told you. Now get your asses moving before I have to find a new wife and kid . Damn those were some funny times.

[kdm0409]

That actually remind me of a story when I was younger and on vacation with my family. My mom loves animals and we went to Colorado one year. Well she decided that it would be a good idea to get a close up view of the Wild Buffalo. Well my dad on the other hand is going you two shouldn't do that those are wild animals, there is a fence there for a reason. Well me being young my mom talked me into going up "close" The Buffalo had enough and the charge was on, all my dad was saying as we were running to the fence was I told you. Now get your asses moving before I have to find a new wife and kid . Damn those were some funny times.

that's too funny... we never went on family vacations, but Im sure there would have been a few trips like that lol

[chris2001]

Oh i have more than that, one that includes my dad getting hit upside his head by two old laides and their purses .

[kdm0409]

I think we (my sis, bro, and I) were too much trouble to take on vacation...we could be some major pains in the butt lol

[chris2001]

I am an only child so I am sure you can imagine how onery I was. .

[kdm0409]

spoiled brat!! lol

[chris2001]

Damn skippy

[Terminator]

Well I actually have slug rounds just in case I have to go to a wild bull running loose call.

I carry slug rounds for humans...