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    What would you do?

    If you were not a COP. what would you do and why??

    Thinking about career change.

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    I would look into becoming a firefighter. Those guys have it good, my hat is off to them for the stuff they do. Of course, I am not good with heights so I don't know about climbing ladders and stuff.

    I often think of maybe becoming a Academy Instructor and or CJ Professor. I will probobly go in that direction later in my career.

    If I were to get out of the public service biz completely, maybe I would open a high end restaurant. I love to cook and have a taste for fine food. I don't have the patience to be a kitchen chef though. I would have to be the executive chef. I would offer a discount to LEF memebers.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Social Work, but only if I could carry a gun, exceed the speed limit with a car that has weird lights and makes a lot of noise. And lastly, if they let me choke people occassionally!!!

    Failing that, I regret not joining the military. When I was a kid I was too afraid to make the jump from Cadets to the Reserves. That would have left my dad alone to beat my mom. Big regret, because a few years ago, I realezed that she is f-ing annoying. j/k!!!!

    And lately after watching tons of home improvement shows, I'd like to buy, fix-up, and flip properties.

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    Work with animals, I always wanted to be a vet
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    Be the Masseur for all the worlds Womens Beach Volleyball Teams.
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    Talking Ummmm you OK

    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42
    Be the Masseur for all the worlds MENS Beach Volleyball Teams.
    Are you feeling OK Trojan??????

    Seriously I would open a bar. That had chicks in bikini serving the drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    Are you feeling OK Trojan??????

    Seriously I would open a bar. That had GUYS in G Strings serving the drinks.
    Better than you.
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    POLITICIAN!!!!! Work a few years, make a million, then retire with free health benefits for me and the family for life, and a hell of a pension that I voted for myself.

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    Truck driver

    long haul truck driver

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    Own a bar. I still might. Nice Irish pub style.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmcbodacious
    long haul truck driver

    Sorry but then you would be a turd (simply by definition). Before you know it you'd be smuggling thousands of pounds of dope. I already put a look-out on your name and fscf3801 is running intel on your associates.
    Last edited by Hannibal; 08-01-06 at 01:00 PM.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    gynecologist in either hollywood, ca or sweden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgt50
    gynecologist in either hollywood, ca or sweden.
    You and I both know that you would get stuck looking at the 60 and above crowd all day.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    not so bad in cali with all the lypo and plastic surgery

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    Become a successful business owner and/or CEO of a large PI firm specializing in pre-employment background checks for large companies.

    Lots of money in that. I do it on a small basis now, I couldn't image doing it full time. Thought about it though.
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    Are you feeling OK Trojan??????

    Seriously I would open a bar. That had chicks in bikini serving the drinks.
    Me too,uhhhh ,just a thought...would I have to unlock the doors

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    I have no other skills unless you want something blown to hell, so I'd be one of our fine customers on welfare.

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    Talking

    First thing I would do is find an angry Mexican and ask them why they are angry!Then I would do just the opposite of whatever it was that made them angry.

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    I'd go on welfare, drink 40's and curse at da man as they drove past my stoop.
    Why no, that's not a pregnant anaconda in my pants...why do you ask?

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    Two words; executive mercenary, again.

    We are the thin blue line
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    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

 

 
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