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    deputy29 is offline Master Officer
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    Since I check the exp date twice a week and don't save leftovers.....nothing. Leftovers go to the dogs, cats or garbage.

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    so, what your're saying is........

    Since you check the exp date twice a week and don't save leftovers.....nothing. Leftovers go to the dogs, cats or garbage.

    Right? J/K..............
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Is there a fawking ECHO in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bird1
    my fridge has no beer

    BLASHPHEMY!!!!!

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    two dozen nightcrawlers.
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    I don't know what's in that little plastic bowl - I cannot identify it without chemical, spectrographic, or DNA analysis.

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    ghost98 is offline BEEN THERE BUT NOT EVERYWHERE
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    TX. Put it in the microwave it may bring it back to life...

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    That's a scary thought... I used to watch "Outer Limits" when I was a kid. I know what can happen when you feed them radiation.

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    Beats me, just something green and moldy.

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    Horse testicles. Don't ask- I don't know why they're in there.

    Actually, we just gelded a young stallion and my wife bagged them up and put them in the fridge so they didn't get too ripe before she goes to the dump.
    "When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders

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    Nothing....nothing at all.




    No thats not my Ex-Wife back there................It's nothing.






    Well gotta go now!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    Is there a fawking ECHO in here?
    Echo Echo Echo
    Echo Echo
    Echo Echo.....
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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