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09-15-06, 04:53 PM #41
The Donkey Show... wasn't that a scene from Bachelor Party?
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09-15-06, 05:37 PM #42When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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09-16-06, 03:48 AM #43
Okay, how did this go from facial hair to body hair!

Bald is hot, so is short cropped. We have some of the young pups here do the short hair but spiked - meh.
I like clean shaven face on a man, but dang it, I like the chest hair!
By all means, wax the back though.
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or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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09-16-06, 07:44 AM #44
Oi Shrek, I'm not a Donkey..............I'm a Steed!!
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09-16-06, 10:53 AM #45
soul patch
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09-16-06, 12:27 PM #46When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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09-16-06, 05:10 PM #47
LOL at Steed comment...
*Thinks about a shaved Steed....*"Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail."

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09-16-06, 05:17 PM #48When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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09-17-06, 03:52 AM #49
Actually, more like John Steed from the Avengers. (Assuming that the TV classic made it to the US) Suave, sophisticated, witty, well mannered, immaculately dressed and most importantly, English.
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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09-19-06, 09:38 AM #50
Landing strip, oh wait I forgot we were talking about facial hair. The Donkey show......unbelievable. Seen one in Tijuana will never see one again.

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10-11-06, 11:34 AM #51
I never got into the moustache look. I did sideburns instead. I love having them. Our department allows them to go to the middle of the are lobe, and I tend to push that limit.
If you REALLy want to be different, i'd like to see officers start rocking the unibrow.
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10-11-06, 01:03 PM #52
We used to be able to have goatee's, but now we have to wear SCBA, so they won't let us anymore. I used to be bald and grow a big goatee, but since I cannot have thegoat I grew my hair, but very short. ThenI did the ole orange county chopper 'stache, the long handlebar they made me shave that too. So every once in a while I go "70"s I grow my hair into a "WAFRO" White guy afro and grow a big porkchop sideburns, pisses them off but it's kept neat so they cannot say anything,lololo.
Giggity giggity Goo!
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10-11-06, 01:06 PM #53
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10-11-06, 01:08 PM #54
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10-11-06, 09:15 PM #55
I, too, know of departments around here that have a "No Facial Hair" policy. I think it just has yet to be challenged, but I personally sport the military haircut and clean shaven look anyway...
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10-12-06, 01:56 AM #56
We can still have beards. And because of the equal rights agenda, I have to assume that rule applies to the female officers also.
I used to wear a goatee/mustache combo, but I got too many complaints from citizens saying I was "mean". So I shaved.... I still get complaints though.
We don't have PPEs yet because the PD won't pay for the mandated physical that an officer is supposed to have before being trained. But, it's all good because we practice "tactical breath holding"."When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders
Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.
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10-12-06, 10:14 PM #57
I have had a thick mustache since I was 16 y/o,Have been through the military (regular army-field artillery) and 3 depts..Have been ordered to shave it several times ,but managed to slip through the cracks ,(have my basic training yearbook as proof).Since I grew my mustache ,it has NEVER,been shaved off in all that time,I only wish I had half as much hair on my head
I aint bald (yet) but there is a shiny spot in the back I'm told and the hairline in front is getting higher.
Oh ,by the way,if you want to do the math on the mustache,just for shits and giggles,I turned 54 on Sept 24.

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10-12-06, 10:42 PM #58\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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