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    Hey terminator....so ah, what are you doing later?
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    Not you!

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    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Actually, if she only wanted a "little" attention to her happy spot, she'd ask you. But since she asked me, I am assuming she wants a lot of attention to her happy spot.
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    I am 5'2 and have a size 5 shoe.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

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    5? damn man you is small!


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    but I'm wide!!!! You can call me Tuna Can
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
    ___ ___ ___
    {o,o} {-.-} {0,0}
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    -"-"- -"-"- -"-"-
    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

    The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.

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    Dude...Longer is better!

    and sometimes wide but damn man not that wide!

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    [quote=fscf3801;98900]I am 5'2 and have a size 5 shoe.......and a part as a Hobbit in the musical of Lord of the Rings[/quote]


    I added the bit you forgot to post.
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    with everything including a firearm, I'm around 285, but I'm 6'5 so I'm a big fella, my normal weight is around 270-275, so without a gun it's about 10lbs with about 15.
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    oh feet size too eh, well size 12 danner acadians, steel toe and double soled
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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801 View Post
    but I'm wide!!!! You can call me Tuna Can


    Chode??

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    Chode??

    God, not the chode gag again. We spent weeks, if not months having to suffer thru that bit, on another police site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    God, not the chode gag again. We spent weeks, if not months having to suffer thru that bit, on another police site.

    I couldn't remember who the hell started it, or where. All I know is Chode = small and thick.

    Speaking of which, where is the bitch tony at..... I WANT MY FUCKING COFFEE!

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    i got on the scale at work with everything and i was 186...
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    too early for me to do the math lol
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