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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    I just read intel that a person known only as "TXCharlie" is suspected to be smuggling rodents and weapons in his anal cavity. BOL for this individual and use caution, the rodents are known to be armed and dangerous.
    I think I'll enter Canada from some other state besides Michigan from now on

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    "They aren't checking anyone. If they did, 19 hijackers might not have gotten across into the USA."

    in response to that from our friend above. It was US BORDER AGENTS that let them in. yeah they got into Canada, and most of us are sickend by it. But Your border agents let them into your Country. I personally have crossed the into the US in a rented car with no real license plate, just a temp one made of paper, and no form of ID. So not to get on the offensive here, but I'm sick of hearing how it's our fault 19 POS'S made it by your border security. If i was an American I would be pissed at US customs. Anyways.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker View Post
    To be honest, I used to be married to a Mexican woman and GODDAMN! That was the sexiest, wildest, sweatiest, hottest, down and dirty, take a shot of Cuervo and do it again, no holds barred animal lovin' I have ever had! WOW! Too bad she was doing it with everyone else. I miss that bitch.....at least when she was drunk and horny:

    ummm TMI... stop talking about your sister like that

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion


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