Can You Cross The Border?
Serious question here, folks. I'm not just some bumper humper asking how big your stick is...............I heard that, if you have any type of drug or alcohol or gun conviction on your criminal record, you are not allowed to travel to Canada. I heard that, obviously, they can't check everyone. But they check people at random as you try to enter the great land of snow bunnies and sled dogs and, if you signal red on their computer check, you get turned back. Maybe some of our fine friends to the north could answer this. Or ICE agents. Or Border Patrol. Anyone?
And NO, SHREK! Before you even ask.........this is not about ME! Don't have any of that shit on my record and besides, if I had the money and time off I would go South. Waaaaaaaaay South!!!