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    Question Can You Cross The Border?

    Serious question here, folks. I'm not just some bumper humper asking how big your stick is...............I heard that, if you have any type of drug or alcohol or gun conviction on your criminal record, you are not allowed to travel to Canada. I heard that, obviously, they can't check everyone. But they check people at random as you try to enter the great land of snow bunnies and sled dogs and, if you signal red on their computer check, you get turned back. Maybe some of our fine friends to the north could answer this. Or ICE agents. Or Border Patrol. Anyone?

    And NO, SHREK! Before you even ask.........this is not about ME! Don't have any of that shit on my record and besides, if I had the money and time off I would go South. Waaaaaaaaay South!!!

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    See Stokker, I knew you were a Mexican, deep down inside. Going to visit the south huh? lol

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    I have gone to the Great White North a few times with no probs. I have been across with my Uncle a few times who is scumbag numero uno. No problems from that end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    See Stokker, I knew you were a Mexican, deep down inside. Going to visit the south huh? lol

    Only on the inside. My bald redneck head, a dip of snuff 'tween the cheek n gum, talkin' like Buford T. Justice, hangin' with guys who tell racist jokes, drivin' a pickup truck with a confederate flag in the window and lilly white beer belly are good camouflage for the illegal alien with fake papers and La Migra haven't caught on yet, so it must be working! LOL!

    To be honest, I used to be married to a Mexican woman and GODDAMN! That was the sexiest, wildest, sweatiest, hottest, down and dirty, take a shot of Cuervo and do it again, no holds barred animal lovin' I have ever had! WOW! Too bad she was doing it with everyone else. I miss that bitch.....at least when she was drunk and horny............anyway, I digress. Didn't mean to get you worked up, Farva!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker View Post
    ...............I heard that, if you have any type of drug or alcohol or gun conviction on your criminal record, you are not allowed to travel to Canada.
    Ummm, Pedro56....is there something you haven't told us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Ummm, Pedro56....is there something you haven't told us!
    I have gone up there with the uncle who I believe has been convicted of almost every type of felony out there.
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    No I can't, because I'd have a few things in the car with me. Where am I supposed to put 'em, in a garbage can by the side of the road?

    But yeah I've been overseas a couple of times or two, so I guess they'd let me into Canada if I didn't tell 'em what I had in the car... Hey FSCF & Ronin, wanta search my underware?
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    Just as in the US, Canada has immigration laws that prohibit persons with convictions of certain crimes from entering Canada without first applying and getting approved for a waiver for admissability.

    In the US the list of crimes are called CIMTs crimes involving moral turpitude. I am not sure of what Canada considers CIMTs. But you are correct.

    One major difference between Canada's list of CIMTs and ours- you are inadmissable to Canada if you have a drinking and driving conviction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    No I can't, because I'd have a few things in the car with me. Where am I supposed to put 'em, in a garbage can by the side of the road?

    But yeah I've been overseas a couple of times or two, so I guess they'd let me into Canada if I didn't tell 'em what I had...
    I'm not talking about your NUCLEAR LUNCHBOXES, Chuck! Goddamn! Everyone knows that you're locked, cocked and ready to rock. I'm talking about Joe Citizen!

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    Ok then I can cross the border

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker View Post
    To be honest, I used to be married to a Mexican woman and GODDAMN! That was the sexiest, wildest, sweatiest, hottest, down and dirty, take a shot of Cuervo and do it again, no holds barred animal lovin' I have ever had! WOW! Too bad she was doing it with everyone else. I miss that bitch.....at least when she was drunk and horny
    Yikes! Who are you, the governor of California? Phil Angelides would not be pleased.

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    It used to be you could cross...recross and cross again without any problems. Then they would check at random. As of January 1, 2007 passports will be required. I am not sure if they are planning to ck each one or the random checks but it is a little harder to 'cross over'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    As of January 1, 2007 passports will be required
    No, as of January 1, 2007, something resembling a passport will be required - I bet the fake passports are already on 6-month backorder

    They're not gonna solve this with documentation and "deny entry" database lists. It has to be biometrics (fingerprints, eye scans, even DNA when instant DNA recognition is a reality - I think it's only a matter of time), and "permit entry" database lists - Then if your chosen body part isn't on the list, none of your body parts get to come into the country.
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    They aren't checking anyone. If they did, 19 hijackers might not have gotten across into the USA.
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    Exactly - And from what the 9/11 commission said, the passports were such poor forgeries that anyone should heve been able to spot them - But next time the forgeries may be better, so even if we inspect them closer, it probably won't make any difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Hey FSCF & Ronin, wanta search my underware?
    I am sure we wouldn't find much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    I am sure we wouldn't find much.
    Depends on what you're looking for

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Hey FSCF & Ronin, wanta search my underware?
    Damn, why didn't I think of that line??
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Depends on what you're looking for
    I just read intel that a person known only as "TXCharlie" is suspected to be smuggling rodents and weapons in his anal cavity. BOL for this individual and use caution, the rodents are known to be armed and dangerous.

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