Very embarassing question..........

**nitestokker** · 09-25-06, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by TXCharlie

Is that the same local anesthetic that felt like a branding iron last time I had one in my knee?

No thanks!!!

Keep making love to your nuclear weapons and mind your business, jackass!!!

**Crimebytes2** · 09-25-06, 10:09 PM

Forget about the horror stories! Instead, focus on the positive. A vasectomy will affect neither your performance or sex drive. Also, you and the Mrs. can have free, uninhibited sex without worrying about birth control or the possibility that you might be making another little rug-rat. And, most importantly, a vasectomy is not castration. Unless your surgeon's name tag reads Dr. Lorena Bobbitt, you need not worry. Mr. Big Boy and his two saggy pals are yours to keep. Now how bad is that? Glad I could help, nite. Good luck!

**Growler** · 09-25-06, 11:25 PM

Put bags of frozen popcorn kernels on em. That'll help!!

**Cst.SB** · 09-26-06, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by nitestokker

If I don't get it done, every time I look at a girl's ass she's gonna get knocked up! I'm doing it to save society from over-population! You should thank me! LOL!

Too funny...

And once it's done you can use it for evil... Say for instance an ex calls you up out of the blue and suggests you could secretly help her out with having a baby.. You could get a "bunch" and just shrugging your shoulders and looking confused..lol "Jez babe, I don't know what the problem is. Maybe we should keep trying!"... haha

**TXCharlie** · 09-26-06, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by nitestokker

Keep making love to your nuclear weapons and mind your business, jackass!!!

Maybe if you spray some OC on it first, you won't notice the jab of the needle followed by the sensation of a lit cigarette on your nasty bits

Just kidding - I've never had it done, but damn, some of that local anesthetic does burn - So maybe you'd better ask them to just give you a stick to bite on and forget the pain killers. Only sissies need pain killers when they get their thingies filleted.

**nitestokker** · 09-26-06, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by TXCharlie

Maybe if you spray some OC on it first, you won't notice the jab of the needle followed by the sensation of a lit cigarette on your nasty bits

Just kidding - I've never had it done, but damn, some of that local anesthetic does burn - So maybe you'd better ask them to just give you a stick to bite on and forget the pain killers. Only sissies need pain killers when they get their thingies filleted.

God Dammit, Chuck! I was looking for support from friends. Not your psycho demented ideas of a "perfect world" with plants that glow in the dark and monkeys with three tails and so on..............Dick!

**TXCharlie** · 09-26-06, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by nitestokker

God Dammit, Chuck! I was looking for support from friends. Not your psycho demented ideas of a "perfect world" with plants that glow in the dark and monkeys with three tails and so on..............Dick!

Oh, ok... In that case, it won't hurt a bit

**JLK** · 09-26-06, 01:02 AM

you should be ok as long as you don't hear the doctor say oops.

**Willowdared** · 09-26-06, 02:56 AM

Urm, considering your, uh, fertility quotient....maybe you'd better ask that they tie them off extra tight?

**CountyFourteen** · 09-26-06, 03:18 AM

My only experance with this topic:

My Ex wife wanted me to have one also........I agreed to it if she bought me a harley...........she never bought me a harley......and I never had it done.

Good luck.....I have known a few people who had it done and it went fine for them.

**CT209** · 09-26-06, 03:50 AM

Well... I,...errr..., had this friend- yeah, that's it- I had this friend that had one done.

Actually, this friend had two done. The first time, there was a lot of internal bleeding and it's truly amazing how much blood can build up in your scotum.

The end result was some scar tissue that had to be removed about two years later due to the pain it caused during changes in temperature.

Anyway, after the second operation, this friend was much better.

Those kind of things only happen about 0.000001% of the time, though. My friend is not a lucky person!

**Trojan 42** · 09-26-06, 04:07 AM

Two cases for you.

My Brother in Law had it done and CYCLED home from the Hospital! Never had any trouble what so ever.

I had it done. As the Doc started, I said, "ermm, I can feel that!" He said, "Nonsense, it's your imagination!" Long story short, they had to keep me in and treat for shock, as the anaesthetic hadn't worked!! At least I now have an answer for the women that say I have no idea what childbirth hurts like!

**JohnnyRotten** · 09-26-06, 05:47 AM

Friend of mine had it done once...

2 years later he had his 3rd child (and, yes, it was his... they checked).

Do YOU have super sperm?

**ida40dj** · 09-26-06, 07:55 AM

i had it done years ago was not a big deal, little sore next day but i was standing in court for 4 hrs next day.

CopsRCool302 · 09-26-06, 10:23 AM

Just don't tell the doc he's nuts.. plz... lololol..

**TXCharlie** · 09-26-06, 11:15 AM

He could have his vet do it... And the vet will take nuts & all, so then no one can ever say Nite is nuts

**dlefdal** · 09-26-06, 11:56 AM

I am a product after my dad's vascectemy. Apparently, I am one hell of a swimmer, who knew?

Good luck, and what's to worry about really. From what I hear, your balls were in your wife's purse since you got married anyways.

**Lizzy** · 09-26-06, 06:59 PM

Good for you Nite!!!! More men should think that way. If we women can push babies out a little snip snip is no biggie (no size comments I promise).

It is just a minor procedure. Saw a few done while in nursing school.

Remember be zealous about your follow up sperm counts or you will be welcoming # 6 to the family.

Keep your chin up and ice handy.