Very embarassing question..........

**nitestokker** · 09-26-06, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by dlefdal

I am a product after my dad's vascectemy. Apparently, I am one hell of a swimmer, who knew?

Good luck, and what's to worry about really. From what I hear, your balls were in your wife's purse since you got married anyways.

At least I'm married, Farva! Are you still getting lap dances for forty bucks a pop? My pussy is FREE! LOL!

**nitestokker** · 09-26-06, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by CountyFourteen

My only experance with this topic:

My Ex wife wanted me to have one also........I agreed to it if she bought me a harley...........she never bought me a harley......and I never had it done.

Good luck.....I have known a few people who had it done and it went fine for them.

I'll buy you a Harley if you go in my place!

**TXCharlie** · 09-26-06, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by nitestokker

Go fuck your squirrel, shithead!

Oh, I forgot... My squirrel likes nuts, so if the scapel slips and you have any parts that the doctor can't re-attach, send them to my squirrel.

**timatoe127** · 09-26-06, 09:14 PM

OK so I'm supposed to do this as well I keep putting it off, I have four already don't need five. You know those "it only happens to 1% of guys stories"? I know five different guys who have had it that all had cantelopes the next day. They have all said that even when totally numb you can still feel the "tugging".

However on a lighter note, my plan is, at least three bags of frozen peas on a rotation (to keep them frozen) and at least two beers with each new bag.

**Willowdared** · 09-26-06, 09:45 PM

Nitestokker, have you considered having a stern talk with "the boys" and convince them to shoot only blanks?

**TXCharlie** · 09-26-06, 10:05 PM

Nitestokker does not have talks with the boys - He has shoot-outs

**Ducky** · 09-26-06, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by TXCharlie

Nitestokker does not have talks with the boys - He has shoot-outs

Well, apparantly the boys have better aim than he does, he's got 5 kids!

**TXCharlie** · 09-27-06, 12:57 AM

That's what I meant... It's kind of a mutual effort

**TXCharlie** · 09-27-06, 09:31 AM

Hey Nite... I hate to put preassure on you, but I think this thread excited my little undercover buddy...

http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...340#post102340

**Lucky Seven** · 09-28-06, 04:02 PM

Tell the Doc to remove a little extra so that it can't grow back!

Otherwise you might end up with a little surprise bundle of joy a few years from now.

**dlefdal** · 09-28-06, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by nitestokker

At least I'm married, Farva! Are you still getting lap dances for forty bucks a pop? My pussy is FREE! LOL!

Dude, you're a guy you should know.........PUSSY IS NEVER FREE!!!! EVER! If it was free, you wouldn't be getting your nuts chopped off and being turned into a fruit fairy.

BIATCH!!!!

**121Traffic** · 09-28-06, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by nitestokker

If I don't get it done, every time I look at a girl's ass she's gonna get knocked up! I'm doing it to save society from over-population! You should thank me! LOL!

By chance are you a Messican?

Or is your wife an 16-24 year old Latina girl?

If you answered yes to either of the above questions, you are confirmed as some fertile mother fawkers.

**OfficerResource.com** · 09-28-06, 05:13 PM

I had this done several months ago.

I will admit I was nervous. I asked the doctor if he could give me anything for nerves. I called again the next day and asked again. He ended up giving me 3 Valiums. I took all 3 before I left my house. (wife had to drive). When I got into the dr. office I was the funniest person alive. (just ask me). I thought everything was funny as hell. He could of done what ever he wanted to me AT THE TIME i could care less.

After the surgery ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE. This is also a good time to have your wife/girlfriend or both wait on you. MILK IT. it doesn't hurt all that bad just sore but tell your other half how bad it hurts and how you did it because you didn't want her to go through major surgery. You can score big points!!!

**dlefdal** · 09-28-06, 05:24 PM

Yeah dude, and when it's time, have her kiss it to make you feel better

**Pudge** · 09-28-06, 05:47 PM

I'm with ya man. I've been in the talks to get one too. But just can't seem to really convince myself. I only have two kids, and that's all I need.

**BigRich** · 09-28-06, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by nitestokker

I have to get a vasectomy. I have heard a lot of horror stories and, quite honestly, I cringe at the thought of anyone with a razor-sharp piece of steel anywhere near my "happy place"

. Anyone have any experience with this who can lend advice?

Suck it up, nancyboy. You'll be sore for a couple days afterwards. Nothing more.

**OFK** · 09-28-06, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by BigRich

Suck it up, nancyboy. You'll be sore for a couple days afterwards. Nothing more.

Yep, and whatever you do, do not go to www.vasectomyhorrorstories.com.

**E-man** · 09-28-06, 10:30 PM

If I could I would PLUS ONE EVERYONE on this thread. Its freakin hilarious, serious as a heart attack but funny. I also want one but I think its expensive right? Hmmm someting to think about. UNless the insurance g-ds pay for it...

**Ducky** · 09-28-06, 10:43 PM

It's not all that expensive, for a medical procedure it's pretty damn cheap, in fact. A few hundred as opposed to a couple grand for the female equivalent.