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    Very embarassing question..........

    I have to get a vasectomy. I have heard a lot of horror stories and, quite honestly, I cringe at the thought of anyone with a razor-sharp piece of steel anywhere near my "happy place" . Anyone have any experience with this who can lend advice?

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    Check out www.vasectomy.com. They have a common fears and questions section. You'll be put under a local anesthestic so you don't feel anything. There's also a no-scalpel procedure...As far as advice (from a chick), just do everything your dr tells you and you should be fine.

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    ABSOLUTLY DO NOT DRIVE A STICK SHIFT AFTERWARDS!

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    Its the best thing you will never want to go through again.

    Good luck

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    It's scary at first, but afterword your alittle sore, that only last a few days..

    You'll be fine... btw, are you a donor? hahahhaah Joking, Joking....

    best of luck

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    The best advice I can give you is...
    make sure to make it to your follow up visit after surgery.
    If my father had made it to his follow up appointment, I wouldn't be here.

    Edit to add: I'm sorry, I just noticed this post is in "Ask A Cop". Please delete or ignore my post >
    Last edited by Michelle; 09-25-06 at 07:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moggsp98 View Post
    ABSOLUTLY DO NOT DRIVE A STICK SHIFT AFTERWARDS!

    (my brother did and spent three days in a tub full of ice playing with his new basketballs)


    And whatEVER you do-- DO NOT go to google, type in "vasectomy" and click
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    Getter Done!!

    I did several years ago with very little discomfort. Just follow the advice of the 'ol Doc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Man View Post
    Its the best thing you will never want to go through again.

    Good luck
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    My brother had it done and he said it was uncomfortable for a bit, but he could deal with it. However, he recently had it reversed and said THAT was horrific.




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    Long story short: When I was in Desert Storm, we destroyed a chemical weapons plant upwind and it blew down on us. I was bleeding from my lungs and ass for six weeks. Docs told me that I would never have kids.....if I did, they would be retarded. This kid will be number five (all healthy, by the way...military doctors are douchebags!) and I am done. I have to do this or else start my own zip code or join the Mormon Church. That's where I'm at and it's just got to be done. Thanks for all your help and I'll let y'all know what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker View Post
    Dick. (No pun intended!)


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    I'll prolly have it done in a couple years myself. Let us know how it is...


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    You'll be put under a local anesthestic so you don't feel anything.
    Is that the same local anesthetic that felt like a branding iron last time I had one in my knee?

    No thanks!!!

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    Ahhhh.... another bull about to turn into a steer...sad

    My friend just had it done, and he no longer watches UFC. Everytime I swing by he's got Grey's Anatomy, or America's next top model on!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cst.SB View Post
    Ahhhh.... another bull about to turn into a steer...sad

    My friend just had it done, and he no longer watches UFC. Everytime I swing by he's got Grey's Anatomy, or America's next top model on!

    If I don't get it done, every time I look at a girl's ass she's gonna get knocked up! I'm doing it to save society from over-population! You should thank me! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Is that the same local anesthetic that felt like a branding iron last time I had one in my knee?

    No thanks!!!
    Uhh, I'd have to ask my ex that one. I don't know what anesthesia they use for a vasectomy seeing as how I've never had one...

 

 
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