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08-23-11, 06:16 PM #21I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
08-24-11, 01:38 AM #22
I once had a guy give me that line on a stop. I told him that I catch a lot of "real" criminals on traffic stops, a lot of times people with warrants.
He made a "pfft" sound and said I was lying, and that I don't get wanted people by stopping them for what I pulled him over for. Like it was scripted, the dispatcher broadcasted that he had a FTA. I laughed all the way to jail.The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.
At communion, when the priest says "Body of Christ", I say "Thanks, I've been working out", then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat
An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.
They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction. Those bastards won't get away this time.
08-24-11, 04:36 AM #23
Reply to "real criminals"...................
"Well, you were here first...........and the real bad guys drive very carefully for a reason...."Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.-- Anonymous
Old People, like me, may not be around to witness the destruction of our Nation. The rest of you may not survive the collapse. We all have the sworn duty to prevent it.
The light of hope burns brighter than the fires of doom.
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