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12-26-10, 02:16 PM #1
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What would your first order of business be, if you were a law enforcement officer?
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12-30-10, 02:49 PM #2
I do not like green eggs and ham.
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..... I would turn my lights on and go about 100 on the interstate just to see what it feels like.
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12-30-10, 05:20 PM #3
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Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
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12-30-10, 08:12 PM #4
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I believe if I had just graduated the academy and were sworn in, the first order of business is to buy my FTO coffee.
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12-30-10, 08:55 PM #5
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Gratuity! You trying to bribe good grades? Originally Posted by ms1600
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
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12-30-10, 08:58 PM #6
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Probably exactly what I did on my first shift.... ride around thinking "Oh Lord don't let me screw anything up."
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12-30-10, 09:14 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
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12-31-10, 03:24 AM #8
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First order of business? Search one of the in-laws' house or stake out his house and catch him doing his illegal deeds. Then put the rest of the in-laws on notice that I won't tolerate any illegal activity from them whatsoever. And then enjoy the look on their faces.
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12-31-10, 11:16 AM #9
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That's a cheap way to a cop's heart! Originally Posted by ms1600
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12-31-10, 11:34 AM #10
I do not like green eggs and ham.
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Sounds like you married into a great family~~ Originally Posted by cwtlady
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12-31-10, 06:49 PM #11
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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12-31-10, 07:18 PM #12
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thank God that the academy was over
then try to not pee my pants on the first code 3 call I (we) ran to
but sam - I like your honesty
and ms1600 - damn good answer
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01-03-11, 12:01 AM #13
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Good question. I guess I would just do my job and patrol the streets, but I don't know?
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01-04-11, 04:09 PM #14
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Originally Posted by Xiphos
Gratuity! You trying to bribe good grades?
Not at all. I just appreciate a good cup of coffee and would want to share.
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01-10-11, 08:39 AM #16
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Extremely overated,most cops rarely use lights /sireen if they can at all avoid it.But fast IS fun. Originally Posted by Sam
Ahhhh,the sweet smell of reality,couldnt fart for a week my butt was so puckered. Originally Posted by Cidp24
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01-10-11, 03:37 PM #17
Really? and I'm suppose to believe that??
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Man, I remember feeling like I was ready to take on the mafia, I though I was finally going to solve every cold case there was, I was the law and everyone was going to know it. I was itching for a call, I pulled more traffic stops that day then I have in my career combined. I thought I was going to solve all the worlds problems in one day. I was ready for it, had an attitude like, "I wish a MF'er would!!". Oh, how naive I was, but a better description of me was exactly like in this video. Didn't know how to talk to people and all I knew was I was the law and you WILL listen to me!!
THIS WAS SOOOOO ME!!! lol!!!
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01-11-11, 02:45 AM #18
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*whew* I thought that was me for a sec.
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01-22-11, 09:29 AM #19
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I think we were ALL that guy , at least a little bit. Originally Posted by creolecop
Man, I remember feeling like I was ready to take on the mafia, I though I was finally going to solve every cold case there was, I was the law and everyone was going to know it. I was itching for a call, I pulled more traffic stops that day then I have in my career combined. I thought I was going to solve all the worlds problems in one day. I was ready for it, had an attitude like, "I wish a MF'er would!!". Oh, how naive I was, but a better description of me was exactly like in this video. Didn't know how to talk to people and all I knew was I was the law and you WILL listen to me!!
THIS WAS SOOOOO ME!!! lol!!!
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AND!!, I think we know people that are "that guy" everyday of their LEO career. heheWiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.
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01-22-11, 03:03 PM #20
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I would ticket tailgators and speeders
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