I was talking about this with a couple guys the other night. We have several mouth breathers who call in nonsense regularly.
My fix was to charge $25 each time 911 is called. Once we get there, if we determine that it was worthy of a 911 response, we either a) hand you a card to mail to the city and its dismissed or b) have the dispatchers note that it was a legitimate call. We already give the callers a card to get a copy of the report

