Don't you love the HUGE shock collar on the 11 lb. dog? Damn thing will run away in a heartbeat, that's how I got him at the humane league. I am NOT a little dog person, but I somehow got roped into this guy.
One time, my husband had to go "bail" him out at the local PD. The officer asked him if he could prove ownership. My husband grinned and said, "If I can't, do you have to keep him?"

Yup, he ended up coming home.