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  1. 07-26-11, 04:27 PM #1
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    Assault with a deadly sausage.

    Police documented grease marks on Jones’ clothing for the police report.

    Read more: Police: Woman Assaulted With Bratwurst - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines
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    I am going to have to pay more attention to punctuation.

    I thought it said: Police woman assaulted with bratwurst.


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    Arrest made in Brat assault!

    Jail records show Banks has been arrested 11 times on 20 charges since May 2007.
    From the comments.

    Any of the arrests involve assault via meat? As in a remeat offender.


    Des Moines woman arrested in bratwurst incident | Des Moines Register Staff Blogs
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    It probably really is dangerous if it causes cancer like hot dogs do...
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