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    Talking Early New Years Resolution

    I decided today that I am going to try very hard to quit cussing so much. I am going to do it for my children. I was listening to myself the other day ranting about something really silly and I just was shocked and kind of embarrassed. My two year old is getting to where she repeats EVERYTHING and has decided that daddy is her hero and she wants to be just like him. So I figured that I'd better clean up my act or else get used to having a two year old Marine Drill Instructor running around the house. Wish me luck.

    And by the way, since it's not January First yet and my daughter can't read this.........S****T! F***K! G*DD****T! P**** ON YOU! GO F**** YOURSELF! Whew! That felt good and I'm sure gonna miss it!

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    Since it's early

    All I can say is God bless you, my son.

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    Godd luck Nite, You no good c**ks**cker from the fu***ing state of NE. I know a sh*thead like you can do it, so quit p*ssing around and knock the sh*t off!!!!

    Seriously, I cuss too much too and the kids have the biggest ears when it comes to repeating what is said.

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    F**k if i quit swearing what the F**k would i say?? Sh*t man the just isnt F**king right. but I guess if its for the kids sake then you should do it. You can always get your frustation out on the street in da hood. Since that is the only language they understand.
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    I gave up cursing years ago.Now i never fu**King curse any f******G more. S**T, these c***s***ker who who have nothing better to f*****G do but curse can go f**K themselves.

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    Yes daddy...........sorry I dont F**king know what the hell came over me.
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    You know, they say that using curse words shows a lack of knowledge and intelligence. That you must resort to using foul language shows one doesnt have a good grasp on the English language.


    WHERE ARE THOSE C**Ksuckers, Iam gonna break their Mother F**king heads when I see them.
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    Fuk 'em.....a$$holes...
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    Good for you!

    I try hard not to cuss at all, but drop an occassional "F" bomb.

    Hearing "f*ck" from a 3 year old is NOT good!
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    I only curse when it's necessary (see UCLA post). Btw, you guys are F*CKing funny!

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    I said "f*ck it* a few years back and just let my kid watch South Park. She knows which words she can say around me and which ones she'd better save for the playground.
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    All you f**king @$$holes doing all this godd*mn c**ksucking motherf**king swearing should be f**king ashamed of yourselves! I am only 15 f**king years old for f**ks sake! I can't be reading all this bullsh!t! I am too f**king young!

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    Good luck, Nite! You can do it! I started working on my filthy mouth about a month ago...i hear the academy is the LAST place you want to curse in......

    Also, listen to that song from Rodney Akins....Watching You.....
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    Ahh bosco, you ALMOST got it right, too. "c**ksucking" should be used only in reference to a person or group of people, i.e., "c**ksuckers" but not in reference to a separate action, such as swearing. Plus, "f**k" isn't the only swear word out there, some different words would help you get a better rhythm. Try, for instance, "All you c**ksucking @$$holes doing all this godd*mn swearing should be f**king ashamed of yourselves! I mean, sh!t! I am only 15 f**king years old, or did that confuse you dumba$$es?? Hell, I can't be reading all this bullsh!t from you c**ksuckers! I am too f**king young!"

    See how well that flows?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Ahh bosco, you ALMOST got it right, too. "c**ksucking" should be used only in reference to a person or group of people, i.e., "c**ksuckers" but not in reference to a separate action, such as swearing. Plus, "f**k" isn't the only swear word out there, some different words would help you get a better rhythm. Try, for instance, "All you c**ksucking @$$holes doing all this godd*mn swearing should be f**king ashamed of yourselves! I mean, sh!t! I am only 15 f**king years old, or did that confuse you dumba$$es?? Hell, I can't be reading all this bullsh!t from you c**ksuckers! I am too f**king young!"

    See how well that flows?
    Ducky, you are one funny f**ker.




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    I stopped f#&king cussing a long time ago, and I feel so much better.

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    yea, I tend to cuss way too much for my own good as well, and need to work on it before it gets me into a bunch of ing bull...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky
    Ahh bosco, you ALMOST got it right, too. "c**ksucking" should be used only in reference to a person or group of people, i.e., "c**ksuckers" but not in reference to a separate action, such as swearing. Plus, "f**k" isn't the only swear word out there, some different words would help you get a better rhythm. Try, for instance, "All you c**ksucking @$$holes doing all this godd*mn swearing should be f**king ashamed of yourselves! I mean, sh!t! I am only 15 f**king years old, or did that confuse you dumba$$es?? Hell, I can't be reading all this bullsh!t from you c**ksuckers! I am too f**king young!"

    See how well that flows?

    Holy sh!t, That makes so much more f**king sense! Godd*mn, I can't believe I didn't think of that! Thanks Ducky
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    Allow me to assist you in finding more eloquent ways to express yourself. Earlier this year, a sergeant reminded our shift to be very careful with our language, especially the "F"-bomb, even when speaking amongst ourselves. Naturally, this was the result of a citizen complaint . So, I asked him if it would be more acceptable when dealing with a rectal orifice to instead say, "I'd like to invite you to engage in some self-fornication." After a brief pause , the sergeant replied, "Um... no." Disappointed, I chose not to press the issue, lest I be subjected to a round of gluteal mastication.
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    Adroit, that was deep, but still I'm praying for all of you. I admit I'm human though because with some of the people I deal with those words are the only ones they understand.

 

 
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