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    I Had To Share

    Almost lost it the other night.

    Key things to know: 314 = Indecent Exposure, 242 = Battery

    I got a call about a transient male. Type code 314. Text (approx) as follows: RP adv there is a WMA, whi shirt/khaki pants....pants are pulled down, and he is 242'g himself.

    I sent a quick message to the calltaker - is 242 a code for "beating his meat?" (I used the clinical term though) I was advised that, no, he was in fact hitting himself.

    First attempt at putting out the call...."unit for a 314 male 242'g himself on the 5 beat?" Laughing unit offers up. I key down, unkey and crack up, key down again, and give out the fastest traffic ever in my life! Deputy keys up..."Sounds like Roland, I'll advise"

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    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    hahahahha!
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    Very classy
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    That's some funny stuff.

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    We just called it a 314.1... Everyone figured it out without making it complicated.

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    Around here that's just called "unable to locate"

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    Haha

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    I'm willing to bet that if it was a naked woman, you'd call it a "Meet"

    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    I'm willing to bet that if it was a naked woman, you'd call it a "Meet"

    And we're back to the differences between camel toe and moose knuckle.
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