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11-26-06, 01:45 PM #1
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I Had To Share
Almost lost it the other night.
Key things to know: 314 = Indecent Exposure, 242 = Battery
I got a call about a transient male. Type code 314. Text (approx) as follows: RP adv there is a WMA, whi shirt/khaki pants....pants are pulled down, and he is 242'g himself.
I sent a quick message to the calltaker - is 242 a code for "beating his meat?" (I used the clinical term though) I was advised that, no, he was in fact hitting himself.
First attempt at putting out the call...."unit for a 314 male 242'g himself on the 5 beat?" Laughing unit offers up. I key down, unkey and crack up, key down again, and give out the fastest traffic ever in my life! Deputy keys up..."Sounds like Roland, I'll advise"
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11-26-06, 06:15 PM #2
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hahahahha!
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11-26-06, 09:19 PM #3
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Very classy
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11-26-06, 10:03 PM #4
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That's some funny stuff.
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11-27-06, 12:40 AM #5
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We just called it a 314.1... Everyone figured it out without making it complicated.
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11-27-06, 08:56 AM #6
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Around here that's just called "unable to locate"
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11-28-06, 05:09 AM #7Julia Guest
Haha
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11-28-06, 10:20 AM #8
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I'm willing to bet that if it was a naked woman, you'd call it a "Meet"
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11-28-06, 10:22 AM #9
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And we're back to the differences between camel toe and moose knuckle.
Originally Posted by PDawg
I'm willing to bet that if it was a naked woman, you'd call it a "Meet"
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11-30-06, 07:02 PM #10
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