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12-01-06, 11:23 PM #1
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Trolls: A Spotters Guide.
With all of the drama on the board, now is a good time to refer to the internet troll spotters guide. Best to ignore and keep still if seen.... or grab a metal pipe and swing until movement ceases.
There are only two kinds of real justice left: street and poetic...
Canada, huh? Almost made it...
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12-01-06, 11:33 PM #2
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I'm fresh out of metal pipes, but I've got a pretty good selection of swords. Think they'll do?
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12-01-06, 11:42 PM #3
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swords should work fine. Ill bring mine and we can go on a trollhunt...
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12-01-06, 11:56 PM #4
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Sweet! Think there's much of a market for fillet of troll?
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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12-02-06, 12:04 AM #5
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His nose looks like a carrot.
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12-02-06, 03:14 AM #6
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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12-02-06, 08:34 AM #7
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Send the meat this way....these people will eat anything here. Wont make much money, but I guarantee the meat wont be traced back to you!!!
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Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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12-02-06, 10:25 AM #8
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...funny coincidence, how I happened to read that post while watching Stallone eat a 'ratburger' in Demolition Man
Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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12-02-06, 11:04 AM #9
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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but his nose turns me on...
lolhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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12-02-06, 11:10 AM #10
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lol
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You should see my nose Originally Posted by gozling
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
___ ___ ___{o,o} {-.-} {0,0}|)__) |)_(| (__(|-"-"- -"-"- -"-"-O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!
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12-02-06, 01:58 PM #12
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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Originally Posted by fscf3801
You should see my nose really?
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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