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    I Know I'm Not Seeing Things

    If you notice, this is my 1000th post. But, wait, how can this be? I had 1000+ posts several days ago. In fact, I posted about this in BigDawg's thread:

    http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...ad.php?t=10590

    What happened? Do we have a post thief among us? I know it's not Virgin since he's posted 2000+. Okay, guys, fess up! Which one of you is guilty?

    All joking aside, does anyone have any idea why my post count is off?

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    All joking aside? Darn, thats no fun.
    Ideas: Maybe you deleted a post or 2.
    Maybe LEF deleted a thread that had some of your post.

    I'm not sure how the Holding Cell threads work as far as taking away from post counts, but that could be a possibility too.

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    i stole them and your never going to see them again.

    not for

    one gillion dollars

    muah ha ha ha
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
    All joking aside? Darn, thats no fun.:biggrin:
    Sorry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
    Ideas: Maybe you deleted a post or 2.
    Nope!

    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
    Maybe LEF deleted a thread that had some of your post.
    If this is the case then others will have an incorrect post count as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
    I'm not sure how the Holding Cell threads work as far as taking away from post counts, but that could be a possibility too.
    Who knows. I just want my posts back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    i stole them and your never going to see them again.

    not for

    one gillion dollars

    muah ha ha ha
    Darn! I'm like a couple cents short. Can someone cover me? Ducky? Buttercup? Zap? Johnny? BigDawg? Con? SOMEBODY!

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    I can help ya out, I just hope you accept Canadian money
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bosco3379 View Post
    I can help ya out, I just hope you accept Canadian money
    Thanx, Bosco... gozling will never know the difference I'm sure!

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    I work for a small town. No way I have two pennies to run together. I do remember your count being 1015 when you made that post in da Dawgs thread.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    I work for a small town. No way I have two pennies to run together. I do remember your count being 1015 when you made that post in da Dawgs thread.
    Thanx, con! I knew I wasn't seeing things.

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    This is asked (and answered) so much, I am thinking about making it a sticky.

    In the name of bandwidth, our website automatically deletes threads when they are 3 months old, thereby lowering your beloved post count a bit. It happens to everyone, yours truly included.

    On the other hand:

    Jingle bell, jingle bell
    Jingle bell rock
    Jingle bell swing
    And jingle bells ring
    Snowin' and blowin'
    Up bushels of fun
    Now the jingle hop has begun

    Jingle bell, jingle bell
    Jingle bell rock
    Jingle bells chime in
    Jingle bell time
    Dancin' and prancin'
    In jingle bell square
    In the frosty air

    What a bright time
    It's the right time
    To rock the night away
    Jingle bell, time
    Is a swell time
    To go glidin' in a
    one horse sleigh

    Giddy-up, jingle horse
    Pick up your feet
    Jingle around the clock
    Mix and mingle
    In a jinglin' beat
    That's the jingle bell rock

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    Oh, I get it--Terminator is so imbued with Christmas spirit that he has to sing Jingle Bell Rock in every single thread he posts in. Kind of like the girl in the folktale who put on the magic red shoes that made her dance nonstop.
    Last edited by Jenna; 12-02-06 at 04:27 PM.

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    That is totally false Jenna. On the other hand:

    Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
    in the lane, snow is glistening
    A beautiful sight,
    We're happy tonight,
    Walking in a winter wonderland.

    Gone away is the bluebird,
    In his place is a new bird
    He sings a love song,
    As we go along,
    Walking in a winter wonderland.

    In the meadow we can build a snowman
    Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
    He'll say: Are you married?
    We'll say: No man,
    But you can do the job
    When you're in town.

    Later on, we'll conspire,
    As we dream by the fire

    To face unafraid,
    The plans that we've made,
    Walking in a winter wonderland.

    In the meadow we can build a snowman,
    And pretend that he's Parson Brown
    He'll say: Are you married?
    We'll say: No man,
    But you can do the job
    When you're in town.

    Later on, we'll conspire,
    As we dream by the fire
    To face unafraid,
    The plans that we've made,
    Walking in a winter wonderland.

    Walking in a winter wonderland,
    walking in a winter wonderland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    This is asked (and answered) so much, I am thinking about making it a sticky.

    In the name of bandwidth, our website automatically deletes threads when they are 3 months old, thereby lowering your beloved post count a bit. It happens to everyone, yours truly included.
    Wow! I've been posting since April 06 and this is the first I've... uh... never mind. Thanks for clearing up the confusion.


    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    On the other hand:

    Jingle bell, jingle bell
    Jingle bell rock
    Jingle bell swing
    And jingle bells ring
    Snowin' and blowin'
    Up bushels of fun
    Now the jingle hop has begun...
    Where's the video? I want to see you singing this in your Santa suit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimebytes2 View Post
    I've been posting since April 06 and this is the first I've... uh... never mind.

    Crimbytes2 Join Date: 4-14-06

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Crimbytes2 Join Date: 4-14-06
    I couldn't remember the exact date, and not wanting to take the time to look it up, I just mentioned the date and year (example: April 06). Sorry for the confusion, Term!

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    In the spirit of ALL holidays {especially the heeb ones} here is the new LEF Theme song...

    I have a little dreidel

    I made it out of clay

    And when it's dry and ready

    Then dreidel I shall play

    CHORUS

    Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel

    I made it out of clay

    And when it's dry and ready

    Then dreidel I shall play

    It has a lovely body

    With legs so short and thin

    And when it is so tired

    It drops and then I win!

    CHORUS

    My dreidel's always playful

    It loves to dance and spin

    A happy game of dreidel

    Come play now, let's begin!
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

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    Or this one would be fine...

    Hava nagila, hava nagila
    Hava nagila venis'mecha

    Repeat

    Hava neranena, hava neranena
    Hava neranena venis'mecha

    Uru, uru achim
    Uru achim belev same'ach

    Let us rejoice
    and be glad

    Repeat

    Let us sing


    Awaken brethren
    With a cheerful heart.
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

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    Quote Originally Posted by E-man View Post
    In the spirit of ALL holidays {especially the heeb ones} here is the new LEF Theme song...

    I have a little dreidel

    I made it out of clay. . .
    Hey E, have you heard Barenaked Ladies do this one? It's wonderful!

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    Maybe there is some sort of worm hole or "Field of Dreams" type shit in southwest Iowa that bends time and space, thereby creating a warped dimentional space-closet that swallows unattended posts. Are you also missing telephone poles???

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker View Post
    Maybe there is some sort of worm hole or "Field of Dreams" type shit in southwest Iowa that bends time and space, thereby creating a warped dimentional space-closet that swallows unattended posts. Are you also missing telephone poles???
    You're thinking that there's something that can swallow big poles in Iowa???
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