I Know I'm Not Seeing Things

**Crimebytes2** · 12-02-06, 01:52 PM

If you notice, this is my 1000th post. But, wait, how can this be? I had 1000+ posts several days ago. In fact, I posted about this in BigDawg's thread:

http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...ad.php?t=10590

What happened? Do we have a post thief among us? I know it's not Virgin since he's posted 2000+. Okay, guys, fess up! Which one of you is guilty?

All joking aside, does anyone have any idea why my post count is off?

**Michelle** · 12-02-06, 01:58 PM

All joking aside? Darn, thats no fun.

Ideas: Maybe you deleted a post or 2.
Maybe LEF deleted a thread that had some of your post.

I'm not sure how the Holding Cell threads work as far as taking away from post counts, but that could be a possibility too.

**gozling** · 12-02-06, 02:05 PM

i stole them and your never going to see them again.

not for

one gillion dollars

muah ha ha ha

**Crimebytes2** · 12-02-06, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Michelle

All joking aside? Darn, thats no fun.:biggrin:

Sorry.

Originally Posted by Michelle

Ideas: Maybe you deleted a post or 2.

Nope!

Originally Posted by Michelle

Maybe LEF deleted a thread that had some of your post.

If this is the case then others will have an incorrect post count as well.

Originally Posted by Michelle

I'm not sure how the Holding Cell threads work as far as taking away from post counts, but that could be a possibility too.

Who knows. I just want my posts back.

**Crimebytes2** · 12-02-06, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by gozling

i stole them and your never going to see them again.

not for

one gillion dollars

muah ha ha ha

Darn! I'm like a couple cents short. Can someone cover me? Ducky? Buttercup? Zap? Johnny? BigDawg? Con? SOMEBODY!

**Bosco3379** · 12-02-06, 02:58 PM

I can help ya out, I just hope you accept Canadian money

**Crimebytes2** · 12-02-06, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Bosco3379

I can help ya out, I just hope you accept Canadian money

Thanx, Bosco... gozling will never know the difference I'm sure!

**conalabu** · 12-02-06, 03:42 PM

I work for a small town. No way I have two pennies to run together. I do remember your count being 1015 when you made that post in da Dawgs thread.

**Crimebytes2** · 12-02-06, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by conalabu

I work for a small town. No way I have two pennies to run together. I do remember your count being 1015 when you made that post in da Dawgs thread.

Thanx, con! I knew I wasn't seeing things.

**Terminator** · 12-02-06, 04:15 PM

This is asked (and answered) so much, I am thinking about making it a sticky.

In the name of bandwidth, our website automatically deletes threads when they are 3 months old, thereby lowering your beloved post count a bit. It happens to everyone, yours truly included.

On the other hand:

Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bell swing
And jingle bells ring
Snowin' and blowin'
Up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in
Jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin'
In jingle bell square
In the frosty air

What a bright time
It's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell, time
Is a swell time
To go glidin' in a
one horse sleigh

Giddy-up, jingle horse
Pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle
In a jinglin' beat
That's the jingle bell rock

**Jenna** · 12-02-06, 04:25 PM

Oh, I get it--Terminator is so imbued with Christmas spirit that he has to sing Jingle Bell Rock in every single thread he posts in. Kind of like the girl in the folktale who put on the magic red shoes that made her dance nonstop.

**Terminator** · 12-02-06, 04:34 PM

That is totally false Jenna. On the other hand:

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
in the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird,
In his place is a new bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire

To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Walking in a winter wonderland,
walking in a winter wonderland.

**Crimebytes2** · 12-02-06, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Terminator

This is asked (and answered) so much, I am thinking about making it a sticky.

In the name of bandwidth, our website automatically deletes threads when they are 3 months old, thereby lowering your beloved post count a bit. It happens to everyone, yours truly included.

Wow! I've been posting since April 06 and this is the first I've... uh... never mind.

Thanks for clearing up the confusion.

Originally Posted by Terminator

On the other hand:

Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bell swing
And jingle bells ring
Snowin' and blowin'
Up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun...

Where's the video? I want to see you singing this in your Santa suit!

**Terminator** · 12-02-06, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Crimebytes2

I've been posting since April 06 and this is the first I've... uh... never mind.

Crimbytes2 Join Date: 4-14-06

**Crimebytes2** · 12-12-06, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by Terminator

Crimbytes2 Join Date: 4-14-06

I couldn't remember the exact date, and not wanting to take the time to look it up, I just mentioned the date and year (example: April 06). Sorry for the confusion, Term!

**E-man** · 12-12-06, 05:36 PM

In the spirit of ALL holidays {especially the heeb ones} here is the new LEF Theme song...

I have a little dreidel

I made it out of clay

And when it's dry and ready

Then dreidel I shall play

CHORUS

Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel

I made it out of clay

And when it's dry and ready

Then dreidel I shall play

It has a lovely body

With legs so short and thin

And when it is so tired

It drops and then I win!

CHORUS

My dreidel's always playful

It loves to dance and spin

A happy game of dreidel

Come play now, let's begin!

**E-man** · 12-12-06, 05:41 PM

Or this one would be fine...

Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha

Repeat

Hava neranena, hava neranena
Hava neranena venis'mecha

Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach

Let us rejoice
and be glad

Repeat

Let us sing

Awaken brethren
With a cheerful heart.

**ninjamom** · 12-12-06, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by E-man

In the spirit of ALL holidays {especially the heeb ones} here is the new LEF Theme song...

I have a little dreidel

I made it out of clay. . .

Hey E, have you heard Barenaked Ladies do this one? It's wonderful!

**nitestokker** · 12-12-06, 08:56 PM

Maybe there is some sort of worm hole or "Field of Dreams" type shit in southwest Iowa that bends time and space, thereby creating a warped dimentional space-closet that swallows unattended posts. Are you also missing telephone poles???

**Ducky** · 12-12-06, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by nitestokker

Maybe there is some sort of worm hole or "Field of Dreams" type shit in southwest Iowa that bends time and space, thereby creating a warped dimentional space-closet that swallows unattended posts. Are you also missing telephone poles???

You're thinking that there's something that can swallow big poles in Iowa???