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12-03-06, 10:38 AM #1
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For those of you with small children
If those children believe in Santa Claus, here's a "Santa Tracker" that will show you Santa's location on Christmas Eve.
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/tracking.php
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12-03-06, 10:42 AM #2
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You might want to cover the kids' eyes when Santa violates North Korean airspace and gets hit with nuclear missiles.
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12-03-06, 10:52 AM #3
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I still use Norad and call my nephew to let him now that Santa is close to his house and time for bed!
Last edited by Growler; 12-03-06 at 10:52 AM. Reason: spelling atrocities
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12-03-06, 10:53 AM #4
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Pffft. Even North Korea isn't stupid enough to use a nuclear missle on an airborne target. Conventional missles would do the job just fine.
Originally Posted by Jenna
You might want to cover the kids' eyes when Santa violates North Korean airspace and gets hit with nuclear missiles. "I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~
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12-03-06, 11:12 AM #5
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For those with kids, at what age did your kids find out the real deal. My son is 9 & is convinced Santa is real. I think it was ruined for me around 7 or 8.
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12-03-06, 11:37 AM #6
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Just about managed 1o yrs old with ours.
Damned friends at school spoiled it.the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
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12-03-06, 11:47 AM #7
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My Ex told our son 2 years ago (he was 9) and he was crushed. He did this on Christmas morning, to explain the lack of gifts under the tree.
Fortunately, Santa and I remain on very good terms, and he will always make a stop at my house.
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12-03-06, 11:51 AM #8
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What do you mean??? My wife and I no longer have any small children.......and WE still believe in santa!!! Originally Posted by Buttercup
If those children believe in Santa Claus, here's a "Santa Tracker" that will show you Santa's location on Christmas Eve.
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/tracking.phpAny Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
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12-03-06, 11:56 AM #9
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Santa huh? I killed him last year when he came around. Break into my house will you. Ill tought him what happens when you break into someones house that has guns. Tell all your kids he aint comming cause I did him in!!!! I buried him in Terms back yard too, but dont tell him cause I aint going down for it, know what I mean Vern???
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12-03-06, 12:02 PM #10
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You are definitely getting a lump of coal in your stocking. Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
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12-03-06, 01:06 PM #11
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Oh, darn! You beat me to it, Buttercup! Okay, make it two lumps! Originally Posted by Buttercup
You are definitely getting a lump of coal in your stocking.
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12-03-06, 01:14 PM #12
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*smile* You triggered a fond memory for me. ... my Mom (she is very ill this year)until this year always had a gift from Santa for all of us under the tree... Originally Posted by PDawg
My Ex told our son 2 years ago (he was 9) and he was crushed. He did this on Christmas morning, to explain the lack of gifts under the tree.
Fortunately, Santa and I remain on very good terms, and he will always make a stop at my house.Last edited by dapples; 12-03-06 at 01:18 PM.
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12-03-06, 01:20 PM #13
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Originally Posted by CountyFourteen
I believe too
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12-03-06, 01:24 PM #14
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Keep the coal coming then I can stay warm this year, oh wait I dont need it......mmmmuuuuwwwwhhhaaaaa.
Actually I didnt kill him, Ive kept him hostage in my basement all year. The SOB won't make me any toys either. So I will auction him off to the highest bidder, and good riddence to. Remember, you buy him you feed him."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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12-03-06, 01:55 PM #15
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You're still getting coal. Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
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12-03-06, 03:27 PM #16
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I don't know that I ever believed, but my parents didn't exactly go a long ways to try and convince me, either. Santa's handwriting looked EXACTLY like Mom's.
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12-03-06, 03:31 PM #17
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thats Ok Buttercup cause Ducky is only getting rocks, so there.
Now does anyone want Santa back or not???"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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12-03-06, 03:48 PM #18
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Well, if you don't let him go, the elves are going to be PISSED and I won't get my weapons this year, either. Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
And I can't wait to get my rocks! Oh, if anyone has some chunks of flint laying around (and yes, this is serious) I'd love to have them.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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12-03-06, 03:59 PM #19
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Mine will be 9 in a couple of weeks and asked me the other day, well, she asked me if *I* believed in Santa... I said "Of course" and she said "Good" despite what she has heard from her friends LOL! Originally Posted by StanSwitek
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12-03-06, 07:17 PM #20
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Screw Santa and this Monopoly on holidays
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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