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    For those of you with small children

    If those children believe in Santa Claus, here's a "Santa Tracker" that will show you Santa's location on Christmas Eve.


    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/tracking.php




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    You might want to cover the kids' eyes when Santa violates North Korean airspace and gets hit with nuclear missiles.
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    I still use Norad and call my nephew to let him now that Santa is close to his house and time for bed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    You might want to cover the kids' eyes when Santa violates North Korean airspace and gets hit with nuclear missiles.
    Pffft. Even North Korea isn't stupid enough to use a nuclear missle on an airborne target. Conventional missles would do the job just fine.
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    For those with kids, at what age did your kids find out the real deal. My son is 9 & is convinced Santa is real. I think it was ruined for me around 7 or 8.

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    Just about managed 1o yrs old with ours.

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    My Ex told our son 2 years ago (he was 9) and he was crushed. He did this on Christmas morning, to explain the lack of gifts under the tree.

    Fortunately, Santa and I remain on very good terms, and he will always make a stop at my house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    If those children believe in Santa Claus, here's a "Santa Tracker" that will show you Santa's location on Christmas Eve.


    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/tracking.php
    What do you mean??? My wife and I no longer have any small children.......and WE still believe in santa!!!
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    Santa huh? I killed him last year when he came around. Break into my house will you. Ill tought him what happens when you break into someones house that has guns. Tell all your kids he aint comming cause I did him in!!!! I buried him in Terms back yard too, but dont tell him cause I aint going down for it, know what I mean Vern???
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    Santa huh? I killed him last year when he came around. Break into my house will you. Ill tought him what happens when you break into someones house that has guns. Tell all your kids he aint comming cause I did him in!!!! I buried him in Terms back yard too, but dont tell him cause I aint going down for it, know what I mean Vern???
    You are definitely getting a lump of coal in your stocking.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    You are definitely getting a lump of coal in your stocking.
    Oh, darn! You beat me to it, Buttercup! Okay, make it two lumps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    My Ex told our son 2 years ago (he was 9) and he was crushed. He did this on Christmas morning, to explain the lack of gifts under the tree.

    Fortunately, Santa and I remain on very good terms, and he will always make a stop at my house.
    *smile* You triggered a fond memory for me. ... my Mom (she is very ill this year)until this year always had a gift from Santa for all of us under the tree...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountyFourteen View Post
    What do you mean??? My wife and I no longer have any small children.......and WE still believe in santa!!!

    I believe too

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    Keep the coal coming then I can stay warm this year, oh wait I dont need it......mmmmuuuuwwwwhhhaaaaa.



    Actually I didnt kill him, Ive kept him hostage in my basement all year. The SOB won't make me any toys either. So I will auction him off to the highest bidder, and good riddence to. Remember, you buy him you feed him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    Keep the coal coming then I can stay warm this year, oh wait I dont need it......mmmmuuuuwwwwhhhaaaaa.



    Actually I didnt kill him, Ive kept him hostage in my basement all year. The SOB won't make me any toys either. So I will auction him off to the highest bidder, and good riddence to. Remember, you buy him you feed him.
    You're still getting coal.




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    I don't know that I ever believed, but my parents didn't exactly go a long ways to try and convince me, either. Santa's handwriting looked EXACTLY like Mom's.
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    thats Ok Buttercup cause Ducky is only getting rocks, so there.




    Now does anyone want Santa back or not???
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    thats Ok Buttercup cause Ducky is only getting rocks, so there.




    Now does anyone want Santa back or not???
    Well, if you don't let him go, the elves are going to be PISSED and I won't get my weapons this year, either.

    And I can't wait to get my rocks! Oh, if anyone has some chunks of flint laying around (and yes, this is serious) I'd love to have them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StanSwitek View Post
    For those with kids, at what age did your kids find out the real deal. My son is 9 & is convinced Santa is real. I think it was ruined for me around 7 or 8.
    Mine will be 9 in a couple of weeks and asked me the other day, well, she asked me if *I* believed in Santa... I said "Of course" and she said "Good" despite what she has heard from her friends LOL!

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    Talking Screw Santa and this Monopoly on holidays



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