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12-04-06, 02:26 PM #1
Screw it
I tried to shop yesterday in town and it just didn't work. I spent hours walking around, could not find jack shit for two people. I just did ALL of my shopping online and am done. Finito! And I did not pay a penny in shipping costs.
What a relief!
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12-04-06, 02:29 PM #2
yup, I bought most of my things from the internet as well.
Any Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
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12-04-06, 02:33 PM #3
me three
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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12-04-06, 02:36 PM #4
Shopping? Is it 23Dec all ready?

"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
"An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk
Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
God Made Police Men so Fireman Would Have Heroes.
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12-04-06, 02:48 PM #5http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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12-04-06, 02:51 PM #6
Aren't They? "Hey Bob. Why is these Candy bars wrapped in a newspaper?"
-"Hey, shut your yap, it's the thought that counts"
"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
"An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk
Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
God Made Police Men so Fireman Would Have Heroes.
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12-04-06, 03:37 PM #7
Amazon is my hero
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12-04-06, 03:38 PM #8
Overstock, here I come!
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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12-04-06, 03:43 PM #9
Well, I decided to shop with cash this year, to avoid the post holiday credit card shock.
I suppose I should start pretty soon.
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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12-04-06, 03:49 PM #10
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12-04-06, 04:14 PM #11
I'll be using a credit card to avoid pre-Christmas cash shock
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12-04-06, 04:15 PM #12
Took the wife shopping for xmas pressies to a city about 30 miles away. Got nothing.
Came back home to our little town. Got everything.
More wasted carbons to fuel global warming , not to mention my patience!the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
( Baltasar Gracian )
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12-04-06, 04:58 PM #13
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12-04-06, 05:07 PM #14phoenixrose~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If the sex scene doesn't make you want to do it - whatever it is they're doing - it hasn't been written right.~~~Sloan Wilson~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"WHAT canary?"
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12-04-06, 05:07 PM #15
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12-04-06, 05:29 PM #16
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12-04-06, 05:33 PM #17
LOL...you know me too well, but....ummmmmmm....I'm behaving myself over here. Honest. I even got dressed to post this.
phoenixrose~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If the sex scene doesn't make you want to do it - whatever it is they're doing - it hasn't been written right.~~~Sloan Wilson~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"WHAT canary?"
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12-04-06, 05:42 PM #18
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12-04-06, 05:54 PM #19
My wife gave me the usual "I don't want anything for Christmas." Like I'm gonna believe that line of B.S. after all of these years! Now all I have to do is figure out WHAT to get her! ( It has to be something small. A blender wouldn't fit up my ass.)
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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12-04-06, 05:57 PM #20
There are HUNDREDS of places here (and some pretty neat ones) and when you register and shop you get a certain % rebate. I got almost 100 bucks back after last years Christmas.
www.shopathomeselect.com
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