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    Screw it

    I tried to shop yesterday in town and it just didn't work. I spent hours walking around, could not find jack shit for two people. I just did ALL of my shopping online and am done. Finito! And I did not pay a penny in shipping costs.


    What a relief!

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    yup, I bought most of my things from the internet as well.
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    Shopping? Is it 23Dec all ready?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    Shopping? Is it 23Dec all ready?
    lol arent seven elevens great for that!
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Well, I decided to shop with cash this year, to avoid the post holiday credit card shock.

    I suppose I should start pretty soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Well, I decided to shop with cash this year, to avoid the post holiday credit card shock.

    I suppose I should start pretty soon.
    LOL! I use my debit card, same thing. Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I used actual cash.

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    I'll be using a credit card to avoid pre-Christmas cash shock

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    Took the wife shopping for xmas pressies to a city about 30 miles away. Got nothing.

    Came back home to our little town. Got everything.

    More wasted carbons to fuel global warming , not to mention my patience!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motorwaycop View Post
    Took the wife shopping for xmas pressies to a city about 30 miles away. Got nothing.

    Came back home to our little town. Got everything.

    More wasted carbons to fuel global warming , not to mention my patience!
    Online is the way to go. No lines, no spanish only speaking customer service, no sales tax, lots of bargain shopping available, and you can shop in the nude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    Online is the way to go. No lines, no spanish only speaking customer service, no sales tax, lots of bargain shopping available, and you can shop in the nude.
    Okay.....NOW I'm interesting in learning more about this online shopping deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    and you can shop in the nude.

    Too much information.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenixrose View Post
    Okay.....NOW I'm interesting in learning more about this online shopping deal.
    I figured you would you trollop!

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    LOL...you know me too well, but....ummmmmmm....I'm behaving myself over here. Honest. I even got dressed to post this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenixrose View Post
    LOL...you know me too well, but....ummmmmmm....I'm behaving myself over here. Honest. I even got dressed to post this.
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    My wife gave me the usual "I don't want anything for Christmas." Like I'm gonna believe that line of B.S. after all of these years! Now all I have to do is figure out WHAT to get her! ( It has to be something small. A blender wouldn't fit up my ass.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758 View Post
    My wife gave me the usual "I don't want anything for Christmas." Like I'm gonna believe that line of B.S. after all of these years! Now all I have to do is figure out WHAT to get her! ( It has to be something small. A blender wouldn't fit up my ass.)

    There are HUNDREDS of places here (and some pretty neat ones) and when you register and shop you get a certain % rebate. I got almost 100 bucks back after last years Christmas.

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