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12-05-06, 08:36 PM #1
My Local Paper on Letterman
Our local paper made david Letterman. In our local paper they usually have stuffers in the middle which are ads for local stores.
One of the people at the paper was quitting the paper because he was angry and he slipped this in the paper
It was an ad for pineapples. it said Fresh Fucking Pineapples. It was great. It was also the first time in history that the paper sold out!
12-05-06, 08:56 PM #2
Hmmm, the Testicle Festival looks like fun - All you can eat!
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Is there any special properties to these pineapples? Maybe this guy knew something no else did.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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12-05-06, 08:58 PM #4
A bit more about the story. The guy who owned Sparkle market is very Religious. It was a BIG Deal around here. I think 3 people at the paper lost their jobs and now I think sparkle gets free adds!
12-05-06, 10:24 PM #5
Wow...David Letterman completely ripped off "Headlines" from Jay Leno."To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
12-05-06, 11:16 PM #6
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12-06-06, 10:54 AM #8
after the incident they still advertise in the paper for free of course. But the pineapples are advertised "our world famous pineapples"
12-06-06, 12:11 PM #9
12-07-06, 01:24 AM #10
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