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    Take Note, I am now Head A-Hole

    Since everyone seems to have a title around here, I am feeling left out. I declare myself Head Asshole. What does Head Asshole do, I really don't know yet. I guess I just linger around and throw in a stupid post now and then. Have a bad day!
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    Ok well, if you get a title, I want one, then everyone else will want one. What kind of can of worms are trying to open?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    Ok well, if you get a title, I want one, then everyone else will want one. What kind of can of worms are trying to open?
    Just have to come up with a title of your own!
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    I have punks that I arrest call me an A-hole. I always tell them, "Thats Deputy A-Hole to you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by beans43 View Post
    Just have to come up with a title of your own!


    "Verified biatch with big boobies"would be nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    "Verified biatch with big boobies"would be nice
    Sorry, that's my title

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian View Post
    Sorry, that's my title
    Damn you! I quit.

    Oh wait I am not working, never mind.

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    My mistake, I just checked and sadly I have no boobies The title is again open for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian View Post
    My mistake, I just checked and sadly I have no boobies The title is again open for you.


    Well, that is a relief I was just about to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    Well, that is a relief I was just about to you
    You really should ask before you post pictures of people. This is a picture of E-man's Wife before the big game last week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    Well, that is a relief I was just about to you
    How did you get a picture of my girlfriend on here? That's a lot of loving, don't be hating!
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    congrats beans....now there is a title on here that I may one day aspire to achieve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    "Verified biatch with big boobies"would be nice
    I demand pictorial proof to test the veracity of such a claim! (by PM if you're shy)
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    Ok Beans I've got the sack of flour that you wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dudleydoright View Post
    Ok Beans I've got the sack of flour that you wanted.
    Thanks, bro! I hope you got two bags, I am going to need it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    I demand pictorial proof to test the veracity of such a claim! (by PM if you're shy)
    What the fine Englishman was trying to say is, "Show us your hooties!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    "Verified biatch with big boobies"would be nice
    Okay, post some pics and we'll judge. If they are indeed big then you can have the tittle- I mean title.
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    All the douch bag cons usually call us "goof cocksuckers" I'd prefer to avoid that title, umm how about Grand Puba, naw to cartoony.... Grand Wizard., Hell no sounds way to racist.....Ah Supreme Allied Commander-SAC I have a mighty Sac for a title! Yes that Will work, you will bow and acknowledge the Mighty SAC that stands before you.LOLOL. Please do not stare directly at the SAC as it may burn your eyes.
    Giggity giggity Goo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HardNoseBull View Post
    All the douch bag cons usually call us "goof cocksuckers" I'd prefer to avoid that title, umm how about Grand Puba, naw to cartoony.... Grand Wizard., Hell no sounds way to racist.....Ah Supreme Allied Commander-SAC I have a mighty Sac for a title! Yes that Will work, you will bow and acknowledge the Mighty SAC that stands before you.LOLOL. Please do not stare directly at the SAC as it may burn your eyes.
    I think your full title is "Naturally Unlimited Tactical Supreme Allied Commander". or "NUTSAC" for short.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I think your full title is "Naturally Unlimited Tactical Supreme Allied Commander". or "NUTSAC" for short.


    Sorry man, you asked for it.
    Hahahahahahahaha

    But is he a Verified NUTSAC?




 

 
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