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12-07-06, 09:23 AM #1
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Take Note, I am now Head A-Hole
Since everyone seems to have a title around here, I am feeling left out. I declare myself Head Asshole. What does Head Asshole do, I really don't know yet. I guess I just linger around and throw in a stupid post now and then. Have a bad day!
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12-07-06, 09:25 AM #2
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Ok well, if you get a title, I want one, then everyone else will want one. What kind of can of worms are trying to open?
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12-07-06, 09:27 AM #3
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Just have to come up with a title of your own!
Originally Posted by OFK
Ok well, if you get a title, I want one, then everyone else will want one. What kind of can of worms are trying to open?The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Beans" on LEF.
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12-07-06, 09:35 AM #4
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I have punks that I arrest call me an A-hole. I always tell them, "Thats Deputy A-Hole to you."
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12-07-06, 09:43 AM #5
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Originally Posted by beans43
"Verified biatch with big boobies"would be nice
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12-07-06, 09:49 AM #6
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Sorry, that's my title Originally Posted by OFK
"Verified biatch with big boobies"would be nice
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12-07-06, 10:08 AM #7
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Damn you! I quit. Originally Posted by Virginian
Sorry, that's my title
Oh wait I am not working, never mind.
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12-07-06, 10:09 AM #8
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My mistake, I just checked and sadly I have no boobies
The title is again open for you.
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12-07-06, 10:12 AM #9
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Originally Posted by Virginian
My mistake, I just checked and sadly I have no boobies The title is again open for you.
Well, that is a relief I was just about to
you
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12-07-06, 10:37 AM #10
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You really should ask before you post pictures of people. This is a picture of E-man's Wife before the big game last week! Originally Posted by OFK
Well, that is a relief I was just about toyou
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12-07-06, 10:43 AM #11
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How did you get a picture of my girlfriend on here? That's a lot of loving, don't be hating! Originally Posted by OFK
Well, that is a relief I was just about toyouThe opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Beans" on LEF.
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12-07-06, 10:44 AM #12
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congrats beans....now there is a title on here that I may one day aspire to achieve.
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12-07-06, 10:47 AM #13
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I demand pictorial proof to test the veracity of such a claim! (by PM if you're shy) Originally Posted by OFK
"Verified biatch with big boobies"would be nice
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12-07-06, 11:26 AM #14
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Ok Beans I've got the sack of flour that you wanted.
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12-07-06, 12:35 PM #15
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Thanks, bro! I hope you got two bags, I am going to need it! Originally Posted by Dudleydoright
Ok Beans I've got the sack of flour that you wanted.
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12-07-06, 01:24 PM #16
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What the fine Englishman was trying to say is, "Show us your hooties!" Originally Posted by Trojan 42
I demand pictorial proof to test the veracity of such a claim! (by PM if you're shy)
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12-07-06, 01:25 PM #17
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Okay, post some pics and we'll judge. If they are indeed big then you can have the tittle- I mean title. Originally Posted by OFK
"Verified biatch with big boobies"would be niceThe virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando
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12-07-06, 01:29 PM #18
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All the douch bag cons usually call us "goof cocksuckers" I'd prefer to avoid that title, umm how about Grand Puba, naw to cartoony.... Grand Wizard., Hell no sounds way to racist.....Ah Supreme Allied Commander-SAC I have a mighty Sac for a title! Yes that Will work, you will bow and acknowledge the Mighty SAC that stands before you.LOLOL. Please do not stare directly at the SAC as it may burn your eyes.
Giggity giggity Goo!
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12-07-06, 06:02 PM #19
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I think your full title is "Naturally Unlimited Tactical Supreme Allied Commander". or "NUTSAC" for short. Originally Posted by HardNoseBull
Sorry man, you asked for it.
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12-07-06, 06:08 PM #20
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Hahahahahahahaha Originally Posted by Ducky
I think your full title is "Naturally Unlimited Tactical Supreme Allied Commander". or "NUTSAC" for short.
Sorry man, you asked for it.
But is he a Verified NUTSAC?
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