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    I am SOOOO Ashamed

    I am ashamed ,I had a day off today,12/08/2006,and I went to the-----------MALL!!!-------------------------------------------------------And the worst part________________got all my Christmas shopping done!!!!!!! I no longer feel like a man No knowing glances from the cashier at the drug store on Christmas eve,you know the one."oh yeah ,thats going to look good sticking out your ass in the morning"" By the way sir,would you like vaseline with that?"
    No more begging the drug store clerk,"Are you sure you dont have any more 1/2 gallons of your store brand perfume?"
    No more "paper please,I need it for wrapping paper!"

    BUT!!! Maybe---Perhaps-----With a little luck and planning
    Yeah thats it. New Years Eve,A fifth of cheap whiskey,a 6 pack or 2,hopefully a buxsom blond,and maybe even a little puke on the boss' shoes.YES I can redeem myself!!!! Stand by for further...

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    LMAO! I love it when men evolve into.......

    pussies.

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    There there now. Don't be ashamed. Let's go the mall so I can buy you something nice.

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    Well, you can always 'forget' someone important (like that second cousin once removed who lives 800 miles away and you've only met once at the family reunion.. you know, the one that got drunk and kissed Uncle Bob square on the mouth. You wouldn't have remembered it except the sight of their mustaches pressed together kind of made you a bit ill) that you HAVE to get something for at 8pm on Christmas Eve.
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    Report immediately to the local gun shop, buy something expensive for yourself (spend more on you than everyone else combined). Then go straight to Home Depot or Lowes and retrieve some power tools that you may someday need.

    Then go directly to the local pub, start with a shot and a beer. Repeat shot and beer until you cannot recall your name, location, or marital status.

    And for God’s sake man, pull your self together. Redeem your self! WTF were you thinking?

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    Mav, I'm not sure, but didn't you break a Man Rule?




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    off to the holding cell for you. How dare you do such a thing. Well maybe you are one of them "metrosexual" type of guys


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Well, you can always 'forget' someone important (like that second cousin once removed who lives 800 miles away and you've only met once at the family reunion.. you know, the one that got drunk and kissed Uncle Bob square on the mouth. You wouldn't have remembered it except the sight of their mustaches pressed together kind of made you a bit ill) that you HAVE to get something for at 8pm on Christmas Eve.
    You werethere??????

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    [QUOTE=mavriktu;132047]I am ashamed ,I had a day off today,12/08/2006,and I went to the-----------MALL!!!------------------



    You have got a HUGE pair of ka-honas!! I hate those places!

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    [QUOTE=Big Al491;132127]
    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    I am ashamed ,I had a day off today,12/08/2006,and I went to the-----------MALL!!!------------------



    You have got a HUGE pair of ka-honas!! I hate those places!
    To be honest------I was drunk

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    See...I do it all online. Shopping done by 1st of December. Then I can use the excuse that I forgot something to go out to the "real" stores...and drool over chainsaws and power tools.
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    Mav you know what this means don't you?? Yes you must give us your Man room key and leave. And you wont be let back in till you redeem yourself 5 fold. Being drunk is no damn excuse!!!!!

    Damn man, please tell me your taking some kind of a hormonal prescription or something!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    I am ashamed ,I had a day off today,12/08/2006,and I went to the-----------MALL!!!-------------------------------------------------------And the worst part________________got all my Christmas shopping done!!!!!!! I no longer feel like a man No knowing glances from the cashier at the drug store on Christmas eve,you know the one."oh yeah ,thats going to look good sticking out your ass in the morning"" By the way sir,would you like vaseline with that?"
    No more begging the drug store clerk,"Are you sure you dont have any more 1/2 gallons of your store brand perfume?"
    No more "paper please,I need it for wrapping paper!"

    BUT!!! Maybe---Perhaps-----With a little luck and planning
    Yeah thats it. New Years Eve,A fifth of cheap whiskey,a 6 pack or 2,hopefully a buxsom blond,and maybe even a little puke on the boss' shoes.YES I can redeem myself!!!! Stand by for further...
    *giggling as I read this*
    Ya'll shoulda heard this in person..he is a broken man (NOT) LOL..BUT a few hours of NASCAR, an LSU game, some appropriate snorting and scratching and he will back to his sexy manly self
    I promise, baby, to reciprocate for.......yummm..ya know

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    I am ashamed ,I had a day off today,12/08/2006,and I went to the-----------MALL..
    Was it full of savages? I mean shoppers that will trample anything on their way...
    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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    I finished shopping today as well, I feel so....................gay.
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    Don't worry, I plan on doing most of my christmas shopping during the after christmas sales.
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