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    Happy Hannuka

    I'd like to wish our Jewish members a Happy Hannuka.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I'd like to wish our Jewish members a Happy Hannuka.
    Me too!!

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    Do we have any Jewish members?
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    I would pass"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope View Post
    Do we have any Jewish members?
    Beats me!! If there are some, I'd like to welcome them to the LEF forum.

    If it wasn't for a kindly Jewish doctor my brother and a lot of others wouldn't be here today.

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    We have a Jewish mod.
    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Happy Hannuka!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I'd like to wish our Jewish members a Happy Hannuka.
    Hate to sound redundant, but me too! Happy Hannuka!


    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    We have a Jewish mod.
    That should be "we have THE Jewish Mod"
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    This South Park song sums it up:

    Kyle Broflofski:
    It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
    My friends wont let me join in any games.
    And I can't sing Christmas songs
    Or decorate a Christmas tree
    Or leave water out for Rudolph
    `Cause there's something wrong with me.
    My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.

    I'm a Jew,
    A lonely Jew
    On Christmas.
    Hanukkah is nice but why is it
    That Santa passes over my house every year?

    And instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher latkes
    Instead of Silent Night I'm singing
    Hou-hazch-tou-gavish
    And what the fuck is up with lighting all these
    Fucking candles please?

    I'm a Jew,
    A lonely Jew
    I can't be merry
    `Cause I'm Hebrew
    On Christmas.

    Celebrity Guest:
    Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear
    Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer
    And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
    This is the one month you should be glad
    `Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas.
    You don't have to deal with the season at all.
    You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
    You don't have to have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.

    Kyle:
    And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
    And have him breath his stinky breath on me.

    Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew!

    Kyle: A styling Jew!

    Together:
    Its a good time to be Hebrew,
    On Christmas...

    Celebrity Guest: On Christmas!

    Here's the Harry Potter version:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G09-SvUWSDw

    Here's the Japanese version:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQbi2qgIaR4

    Last edited by Jenna; 12-17-06 at 03:14 PM.

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    Happy Hannukah!
    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    Lach Heim!

    Proudly included in my pedigree.

    Oh yeah, and my cousin is Jewish....by injection.
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    If I'm not jewish then you won't wish me a Happy Hannukah?
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



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    Roses are reddish,
    Violets are bluish,
    If it weren't for Christmas,
    We'd all be Jewish!


    Happy Hanukkah!

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    naaa ninjamom..........I follow a native american path...and my wife is wicca....so we still wouldn't be jewish......but Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Yule......or season greetings......or whatever you wish it to be
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



 

 

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