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    Pui

    Drunken posting is getting out of hand. Far too many peoples, mainly me., are Posting Under the INfluende. Therefore, Ihave designeated myself the official PUI enforcemtn of LEF. I;lll pull your alsss ofver and darrest you.
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    I;lll pull your alsss ofver and darrest you.

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    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    So according to your new subtitle, you're the official Verified PUI Enfrocer?




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    I hope that when he reads this tomorrow, he'll get as much amusement as we've had.




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    I logged off early last night JUST to avoid making drunken posts. Looks like I made a wise decision, as I'd hate to get my alsss pulled ofver and darrested.
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    I find drunk posts to be annoying, so I'm glad we now have a PUI "Enfrocement" member here....even if he can't spell!
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    It's the whole prospect of being darrested that's most concerning to me.




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    Damn, what a sweet post. I wish I could Rep myself for that. I knew there were plenty of mistakes when I typed it, but I thought it'd be fun to leave them. And clearly, I was right.

    Of course, since I was clearly guilty of PUI last night, I don't think I have much credibility to "enfroce" it. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my life now. Any suggestions?
    "I'm not a coward,
    I've just never been tested
    I'd like to think that if I was,
    I would pass"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope View Post
    Damn, what a sweet post. I wish I could Rep myself for that. I knew there were plenty of mistakes when I typed it, but I thought it'd be fun to leave them. And clearly, I was right.

    Of course, since I was clearly guilty of PUI last night, I don't think I have much credibility to "enfroce" it. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my life now. Any suggestions?
    Get drunk and post more
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope View Post
    Damn, what a sweet post. I wish I could Rep myself for that. I knew there were plenty of mistakes when I typed it, but I thought it'd be fun to leave them. And clearly, I was right.

    Of course, since I was clearly guilty of PUI last night, I don't think I have much credibility to "enfroce" it. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my life now. Any suggestions?
    Yep, you're going to have to dress up in a bunny suit and go to schools to lecture about the dangers of PUI.
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