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12-26-06, 09:51 PM #1
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Who makes New Year resolutions??
Who makes resolutions on the first day of a New Year, and can you keep all of them for longer than a month?
I've tried but have never succeeded.
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12-26-06, 10:10 PM #2
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Of course I don't, you can't improve on perfection.
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I've just never been tested
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12-26-06, 10:12 PM #3
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I find them easy to keep. The trick is to resolve to keep doing things just like you already are.
I wonder came up with this idea for New Year Resolutions. Probably some politician - feels like an unfunded mandate to me.
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12-26-06, 10:33 PM #4
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I make them, and they generally last till I sober up.
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12-26-06, 11:59 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Esteda
Who makes resolutions on the first day of a New Year, and can you keep all of them for longer than a month?
I've tried but have never succeeded.
My news years resolution is not to make a new years resolution. Problem solved.
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12-27-06, 12:05 AM #6
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In 2000 I made a new year's resolution to stop making new year's resolutions. So far, so good.
The virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando
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12-27-06, 12:15 AM #7
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Originally Posted by Rhino
In 2000 I made a new year's resolution to stop making new year's resolutions. So far, so good.
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12-27-06, 01:54 AM #8
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Originally Posted by Ducky
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Except that one year I said I would never mix beer with Schnapps again, and I've stuck to it since!
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12-27-06, 03:06 AM #9
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Ya know OFK, I made that same resolution about 5 or six years ago... Except mine was that I resolved to never make another New Years Resolution. Originally Posted by OFK
"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
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12-27-06, 04:02 AM #10
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I do, but I try to keep them sensible.
Some of my past ones:
Always buckle up....even for the short trips.
Never cuss in front of my son.
Never trash my Ex in front of my son, or too my son.
Be a good friend.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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12-27-06, 04:09 AM #11
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Those are all good... I may be forced to adopt a couple of them before too long... Originally Posted by PDawg
"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow
Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.
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12-27-06, 11:13 AM #12
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I made a New Year's resolution to break all my New Year's resolutions. I'm still caught in the time-space continuum anomaly created by that paradox.
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12-27-06, 11:16 AM #13
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I always make one but break it immediately......because my resolution is aways not to make one..........
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