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    Overheard in New York

    This was on the Overheard in New York website, supposedly it's a snippet of an actual conversation.


    But Courage Is Being Scared and Doing What You Have to Do

    Bleached blonde with lots of facial jewelry #1: So I signed up for the police exam.
    Bleached blonde with lots of facial jewelry #2: Really?
    Blonde #1: Yeah, can you fuckin' imagine me as a fuckin' cop? All you have to do, though, is pass some fucking test, and then it's good for four years. So if I decide I don't want to be a teacher four years from now, I can just go be a cop.
    Blonde #2: Wow, there's no drug test?
    Blonde #1: Yeah, but you can get a stick and put bleach on it and then piss on the stick when you take the test, and it kills all that shit.
    Blonde #2: Really?
    Blonde #1: Yeah, that's what I heard.
    Blonde #2: Well, don't they watch you or search you or something?
    Blonde #1: Well, maybe, but in that case you can just do a shot of bleach before you take the test. That will clean you out.
    Blonde #2: Wow, I don't think I want to do a shot of bleach.
    Blonde #1: I know -- that shit's scary, right?!

    --4 train, Fulton St

    Overheard by: I think arsenic works too

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    I think I tried to date girls like that when I lived in NY...
    Go figure...
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

 

 

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