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    A bra can do more than lift.

    Hmm, interesting...It seems that a woman's bra can do more than lift.

    http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/met...tbra0107b.html

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    Hmmmmmmmm....I'll have to start wearing them more often. You never know when you'll need that little extra...ummm....support.
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    And admittedly 'cheap' gold toned bra under a white shirt? Someone probably thought she was a hooker.
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    Damn Ducky... pull in those claws... Yeouch. If the dizzy broad wants to wear a colored bra under a white shirt let her look like a tart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    And admittedly 'cheap' gold toned bra under a white shirt? Someone probably thought she was a hooker.
    No doubt.

    And I realize how to use a bra as something other than its intended use - if necessary and I have the time to do so, I can whip one of the wires out and use it to poke somebody in the eyes. So far I haven't needed to test its effectiveness, though.

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    Now that's a hail of bullets...er, bullet anyway.

    Next time someone says "you should fire warning shots in the air" remind them of this story.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    No doubt.

    And I realize how to use a bra as something other than its intended use - if necessary and I have the time to do so, I can whip one of the wires out and use it to poke somebody in the eyes. So far I haven't needed to test its effectiveness, though.
    You should have been on MacGyver!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    No doubt.

    And I realize how to use a bra as something other than its intended use - if necessary and I have the time to do so, I can whip one of the wires out and use it to poke somebody in the eyes. So far I haven't needed to test its effectiveness, though.
    Bras also make effective restraints. And blindfolds.
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    I hope BEK sees this, he always gives me shit that one of my bras is bulletproof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    And admittedly 'cheap' gold toned bra under a white shirt? Someone probably thought she was a hooker.
    If so, he's a double kiss pool shark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esteda View Post
    If so, he's a double kiss pool shark.
    OK, fine, so it's unlikely that the shooter aimed up in the air and intended it to come down on the hooker looking woman, but I've little doubt that someone didn't think she looked like one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    OK, fine, so it's unlikely that the shooter aimed up in the air and intended it to come down on the hooker looking woman, but I've little doubt that someone didn't think she looked like one.
    She said it was cheap, but would like to have a couple more of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esteda View Post
    She said it was cheap, but would like to have a couple more of them.
    Must've reminded her of the guy that knocked her up at 15 or 16.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    And admittedly 'cheap' gold toned bra under a white shirt? Someone probably thought she was a hooker.
    Hey Ducky!...Is this the kind you're talkin about?

    http://www.nowpublic.com/a_golden_bra

 

 

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