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  1. 01-16-07, 10:38 AM #1
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    Happy Birthday Chris2001!

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  7. 01-16-07, 01:36 PM #7
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    Thanks all its great to be old lol just kidding.
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    Hey PDawg where is my birthday sex
    Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.

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    May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001 View Post
    Hey PDawg where is my birthday sex
    You mean that wasn't you!!!!!







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    Look at that, will ya, Chris is trying to get birthday sex and finally lose his (non-butthole) virginity after 24 years. You go boy!
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    Happy Birthday, Chris!!!!

    By the way, I busy having my Birthday Sex for several years before your little tadpole decided to swim upstream

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Happy Birthday, Chris!!!!

    By the way, I busy having my Birthday Sex for several years before your little tadpole decided to swim upstream
    Damn took you that long to get laid that must suck.
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