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01-18-07, 03:39 AM #1
things that make you go hmmmmm
Ok this could be fun. What are things that make you go HMMMMM?
Here is one. Why are the number pads in a DRIVE UP ATM also in braille?
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01-18-07, 03:47 AM #2
Why are men's clothing sizes based on inches, but women's dress sizes are based on a fictitious measurement system which changes every few years?
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01-18-07, 03:54 AM #3
Since Bugs Bunny walks around naked, why does he put a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
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01-18-07, 03:55 AM #4
HERE IS ONE FOR MY LIBERAL FRIENDS
Why are needles for lethal injections sterilized?
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01-18-07, 04:09 AM #5
Why isnt being stupid againts the law

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01-18-07, 04:28 AM #6
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Consider who writes the laws - they're not going to self incriminate.
Why do people peek at the tissue and check results after blowing their nose?
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01-18-07, 10:54 AM #7
Why is Reca starting this thread- Is it to increase his post count in hopes to pass me?
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01-18-07, 11:02 AM #8
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??
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01-18-07, 11:11 AM #9
Reca...the braille issue is actually a simple one.
Not all ATMs are drive up. The same ones that you walk up to are the same ones that you can drive up to (machine wise, not location wise) The manufacturers have no idea where the bank will place their ATMs so in oder to avoid a discrimination lawsuit and possible govt. interference, braille is put on all ATMs."Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail."

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01-18-07, 11:14 AM #10
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01-18-07, 11:18 AM #11
why does an intoxicated person only admit to having 2 beers
LAW ENFORCEMENT HELPING"PERPS" SLIP DOWN STAIRS SINCE 1766!
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01-18-07, 11:44 AM #12
Why do firemen suck?

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01-18-07, 11:49 AM #13
If you can't drink and drive, why are there parking lots at bars?

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01-18-07, 11:58 AM #14Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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01-18-07, 12:05 PM #15
Why do you sink so slowly in quick sand?

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01-18-07, 12:29 PM #16*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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01-18-07, 12:39 PM #17
But blind people still can't read the screens, and I've never heard any talking ATM's.
Why do freeway exit ramps have a 30 MPH speed limit? Would anyone in their right mind actually slam on their brakes when entering the exit ramp, if they have traffic behind them doing 70 MPH?
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01-18-07, 12:47 PM #18
If firefighters fight fire and crimefighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

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Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
God Made Police Men so Fireman Would Have Heroes.
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01-18-07, 12:56 PM #19phoenixrose~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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01-18-07, 12:58 PM #20
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