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    Just thought I'd share



    Last night I d more than I think I ever d before.
    I went to bed feeling like hell and after an hour of laying there I got up to . I d like a bucket getting poured into the toilet. It was kind of impressive in a sick, twisted way, but I did not enjoy it. The just spewed out until I ran dry. Then I kept dry ing, which is no fun.

    Of course, I try to go back to bed and I can't sleep. I ended up ing all through out the night. I also have the shitz, in case you care.

    I think I have some kind of flu. My doctor's office is closed today, but I'm thinking I need to go to the urgent care beause I can't stop ing.



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    Um, I mean, poor RoninWarrior .

    That's terrible, maybe you should go to urgent care. And perhaps drink Gatorade (if you think you can keep it down) so you don't get dehydrated.




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    Yeah, I have been. For no other reason, I can change the color of my depending on what flavor I drink.

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    Oh good - it's providing you the entertainment of a regurgitation rainbow. Try the fruit punch and then follow it up with the blue one - maybe you'll get purple.




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    No its kind of a reddish black.

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    Up to you to judge if you can tough this out or need care. If you're going to get care though, do it soon. If you're upchucking Gatoraid and it's not getting any better, go.

    Take it from someone who sat through twenty minutes, too many sticks to count, both arms and two phlebologists before they could get an IV started because I'd gotten dehydrated. Not my idea of fun.

    Couple hours later all was well, though they admitted me, ran a bunch of test and held me for a day before deciding there was nothing wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post


    Last night I d more than I think I ever d before.
    I went to bed feeling like hell and after an hour of laying there I got up to . I d like a bucket getting poured into the toilet. It was kind of impressive in a sick, twisted way, but I did not enjoy it. The just spewed out until I ran dry. Then I kept dry ing, which is no fun.


    I think I have some kind of flu. My doctor's office is closed today, but I'm thinking I need to go to the urgent care beause I can't stop ing.


    I'm sorry you are ing. You kind of made me after seeing all those My family thought they were funny so you made them . I hope you feel better soon. We're just getting over really bad colds so we kinda know how you feel.

    Take care and get yourself to a doctor.


    Oh and thank you for sharing.
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    I like the way that all of the s are synchronized. It reminds me of that scene with Mr. Creosote in "Monty Python's Meaning of Life."

    Let's just be grateful there's no smiley for Ronin Warrior's other symptom.




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    Ronin, dry heaving hurts worse than . You have my sympathy. I will admit to ing a time or five, but rest assured that I was only ing because it was you and not me. If it had been me, I'd be and , not to mention .


    Seriously though, get your ass to a doc. Sounds like you may have food poisoning.
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    When you're driving in your Chevy and your shorts are getting heavy
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    I was walking in the attic and my bum went automatic
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    You can cook it in a pot, you can serve it while its hot
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you're sittin' on a cushion and you really feel it pushin'
    Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

    People think it's funny, but it's really wet and runny.
    Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

    Feels like an egg when it's dripping down your leg.
    Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

    People say it's gross, but it's really nice on toast
    Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

    No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain
    Diarrhea, diarrhea


    I was sitting in my class
    When it came out of my ass
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    Teacher wasn't in
    So I did it in the bin
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    When she got back
    I got a big slap
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    I was climbing up a mountain
    When it came out like a fountain
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    Playing at the fair
    And I felt a rush of air
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    I was walking down the road
    When I felt a heavy load
    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you're sliding into first and your pants start to burst
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    When you're sliding into second and you need some disinfectant
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    When you're sliding into third and you slip on your own turd
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    When you're going up a ladder and you hear something splatter
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    When you're sitting in a tree and it trickles down your knee
    Diarrhea (uh uh)
    Diarrhea (uh uh)

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    Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha

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