Just thought I'd share

**Hannibal** · 02-03-07, 10:05 AM

Last night I

d more than I think I ever

d before.
I went to bed feeling like hell and after an hour of laying there I got up to

. I

d like a bucket getting poured into the toilet. It was kind of impressive in a sick, twisted way, but I did not enjoy it. The

just spewed out until I ran dry. Then I kept dry

ing, which is no fun.

Of course, I try to go back to bed and I can't sleep. I ended up

ing all through out the night. I also have the shitz, in case you care.

I think I have some kind of flu. My doctor's office is closed today, but I'm thinking I need to go to the urgent care beause I can't stop

ing.

**Buttercup** · 02-03-07, 10:18 AM

Um, I mean, poor RoninWarrior

.

That's terrible, maybe you should go to urgent care. And perhaps drink Gatorade (if you think you can keep it down) so you don't get dehydrated.

**Hannibal** · 02-03-07, 10:22 AM

Yeah, I have been. For no other reason, I can change the color of my

depending on what flavor I drink.

**Buttercup** · 02-03-07, 10:24 AM

Oh good - it's providing you the entertainment of a regurgitation rainbow. Try the fruit punch and then follow it up with the blue one - maybe you'll get purple.

**Hannibal** · 02-03-07, 10:29 AM

No its kind of a reddish black.

**BEB** · 02-03-07, 10:37 AM

Up to you to judge if you can tough this out or need care. If you're going to get care though, do it soon. If you're upchucking Gatoraid and it's not getting any better, go.

Take it from someone who sat through twenty minutes, too many sticks to count, both arms and two phlebologists before they could get an IV started because I'd gotten dehydrated. Not my idea of fun.

Couple hours later all was well, though they admitted me, ran a bunch of test and held me for a day before deciding there was nothing wrong

**cwtlady** · 02-03-07, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior

Last night I

d more than I think I ever

d before.
I went to bed feeling like hell and after an hour of laying there I got up to

. I

d like a bucket getting poured into the toilet. It was kind of impressive in a sick, twisted way, but I did not enjoy it. The

just spewed out until I ran dry. Then I kept dry

ing, which is no fun.

I think I have some kind of flu. My doctor's office is closed today, but I'm thinking I need to go to the urgent care beause I can't stop

ing.

I'm sorry you are

ing. You kind of made me

after seeing all those

My family thought they were funny so you made them

. I hope you feel better soon. We're just getting over really bad colds so we kinda know how you feel.

Take care and get yourself to a doctor.

Oh and thank you for sharing.

**Buttercup** · 02-03-07, 11:03 AM

I like the way that all of the

s are synchronized. It reminds me of that scene with Mr. Creosote in "Monty Python's Meaning of Life."

Let's just be grateful there's no smiley for Ronin Warrior's other symptom.

**Ducky** · 02-03-07, 02:38 PM

Ronin, dry heaving hurts worse than

. You have my sympathy. I will admit to

ing a time or five, but rest assured that I was only

ing because it was you and not me.

If it had been me, I'd be

and

, not to mention

.

Seriously though, get your ass to a doc. Sounds like you may have food poisoning.

**Terminator** · 02-03-07, 03:00 PM

When you're driving in your Chevy and your shorts are getting heavy
Diarrhea, diarrhea

I was walking in the attic and my bum went automatic
Diarrhea, diarrhea

You can cook it in a pot, you can serve it while its hot
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sittin' on a cushion and you really feel it pushin'
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

People think it's funny, but it's really wet and runny.
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

Feels like an egg when it's dripping down your leg.
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

People say it's gross, but it's really nice on toast
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea, diarrhea

I was sitting in my class
When it came out of my ass
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Teacher wasn't in
So I did it in the bin
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When she got back
I got a big slap
Diarrhea, diarrhea

I was climbing up a mountain
When it came out like a fountain
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Playing at the fair
And I felt a rush of air
Diarrhea, diarrhea

I was walking down the road
When I felt a heavy load
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into first and your pants start to burst
Diarrhea (uh uh)
Diarrhea (uh uh)
When you're sliding into second and you need some disinfectant
Diarrhea (uh uh)
Diarrhea (uh uh)
When you're sliding into third and you slip on your own turd
Diarrhea (uh uh)
Diarrhea (uh uh)
When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea (uh uh)
Diarrhea (uh uh)
When you're going up a ladder and you hear something splatter
Diarrhea (uh uh)
Diarrhea (uh uh)
When you're sitting in a tree and it trickles down your knee
Diarrhea (uh uh)
Diarrhea (uh uh)