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02-21-07, 08:08 PM #1
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TP for Autum?
Ok folks lets help out our fellow LEFer, and take up a donation to buy Autum2009 a new roll of TP. And I being the ever vigilant public servant that I am will drive it up to her.
I notice her roll as been empty for a while now, and I hate the thought of a young starving college student wiping her nethers region with pine bows.
So lets all dig deep and help fill her roll!
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02-21-07, 08:10 PM #2
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I bet she has been wiping with her hand. Poor girl!
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Ok folks lets help out our fellow LEFer, and take up a donation to buy Autum2009 a new roll of TP. And I being the ever vigilant public servant that I am will drive it up to her.
I notice her roll as been empty for a while now, and I hate the thought of a young starving college student wiping her nethers region with pine bows.
So lets all dig deep and help fill her roll!
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02-21-07, 08:19 PM #3
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Originally Posted by Gatekeeper
So lets all dig deep and help fill her roll!
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02-21-07, 08:20 PM #4
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NO, she been wiping it with Gatekeepers Napkins....or was that underware??? Originally Posted by beans43
I bet she has been wiping with her hand. Poor girl!A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
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02-21-07, 08:23 PM #5
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02-21-07, 08:26 PM #6
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WOW BABY! Yer ass must be made of raw hide Originally Posted by Emily
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02-21-07, 08:27 PM #7
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No, more like shredded cheese.
Wait a second......
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02-21-07, 08:45 PM #8
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There's a song I like to sing when this tragic situation happens to me, and it goes like this:
"Standed, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowlllll!
What do you do when you're stranded,
and you don't got a rollllllll?"
Calm Like A Bomb...
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02-21-07, 08:48 PM #9
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Whoa! I'll pass thanks. Originally Posted by Emily
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02-21-07, 10:03 PM #11
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How about this little ditty by Rodney Carrington... Originally Posted by 10-42Adam
There's a song I like to sing when this tragic situation happens to me, and it goes like this:
"Standed, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowlllll!
What do you do when you're stranded,
and you don't got a rollllllll?"
When Im siting on a toilet in a house that I dont know. Looking all around me where'd the toilet paper go? Feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, cuz I gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain.
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02-21-07, 10:16 PM #12
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Haha that's great... Originally Posted by Gatekeeper
How about this little ditty by Rodney Carrington...
When Im siting on a toilet in a house that I dont know. Looking all around me where'd the toilet paper go? Feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, cuz I gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain.Calm Like A Bomb...
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02-21-07, 10:33 PM #13
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It's called "Little Things that Piss me off" Originally Posted by Gatekeeper
How about this little ditty by Rodney Carrington...
When Im siting on a toilet in a house that I dont know. Looking all around me where'd the toilet paper go? Feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, cuz I gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
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02-22-07, 12:09 AM #14
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Whoa, wtf. I get on here really quick and notice everyone's diligently concerned about my TP situation.
Actually the TP situation isn't too shabby at the moment The toilet needs to be cleaned so you can come up here and clean it if you want
Hahaha this thread has me laughing pretty hard. You trying to tell me it's time for a new avy? LolLast edited by Autumn2009; 02-22-07 at 12:14 AM.
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