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    TP for Autum?

    Ok folks lets help out our fellow LEFer, and take up a donation to buy Autum2009 a new roll of TP. And I being the ever vigilant public servant that I am will drive it up to her.
    I notice her roll as been empty for a while now, and I hate the thought of a young starving college student wiping her nethers region with pine bows.

    So lets all dig deep and help fill her roll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatekeeper View Post
    Ok folks lets help out our fellow LEFer, and take up a donation to buy Autum2009 a new roll of TP. And I being the ever vigilant public servant that I am will drive it up to her.
    I notice her roll as been empty for a while now, and I hate the thought of a young starving college student wiping her nethers region with pine bows.

    So lets all dig deep and help fill her roll!
    I bet she has been wiping with her hand. Poor girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatekeeper View Post
    So lets all dig deep and help fill her roll!

    Sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beans43 View Post
    I bet she has been wiping with her hand. Poor girl!
    NO, she been wiping it with Gatekeepers Napkins....or was that underware???
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    I love you, Autumn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post


    I love you, Autumn.
    WOW BABY! Yer ass must be made of raw hide

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    No, more like shredded cheese.









    Wait a second......

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    There's a song I like to sing when this tragic situation happens to me, and it goes like this:

    "Standed, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowlllll!
    What do you do when you're stranded,
    and you don't got a rollllllll?"

    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10-42Adam View Post
    There's a song I like to sing when this tragic situation happens to me, and it goes like this:

    "Standed, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowlllll!
    What do you do when you're stranded,
    and you don't got a rollllllll?"

    How about this little ditty by Rodney Carrington...
    When Im siting on a toilet in a house that I dont know. Looking all around me where'd the toilet paper go? Feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, cuz I gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatekeeper View Post
    How about this little ditty by Rodney Carrington...
    When Im siting on a toilet in a house that I dont know. Looking all around me where'd the toilet paper go? Feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, cuz I gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain.
    Haha that's great...
    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatekeeper View Post
    How about this little ditty by Rodney Carrington...
    When Im siting on a toilet in a house that I dont know. Looking all around me where'd the toilet paper go? Feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, cuz I gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain.
    It's called "Little Things that Piss me off"
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    Whoa, wtf. I get on here really quick and notice everyone's diligently concerned about my TP situation. Actually the TP situation isn't too shabby at the moment The toilet needs to be cleaned so you can come up here and clean it if you want

    Hahaha this thread has me laughing pretty hard. You trying to tell me it's time for a new avy? Lol
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