Lexophiles

[dapples]

FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's
your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you
A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully
recovered.

12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in
Linoleum Blownapart.

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

16. A calendar's days are numbered.

17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small
medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in
the end.

23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd
dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

[Trojan 42]

Isn't this a repeat of the Pun thread?

[dapples]

Isn't this a repeat of the Pun thread?

I was just sharing something, I thought was funny


I dont know if it was or not....AM i under arrest???? handcuffs too?? where do I turn myself in?

Sorry!!!!!!

[KaiGywer]

I think they're funny

[kay88]

I think they're funny

+1

[Willowdared]

I was just sharing something, I thought was funny


I dont know if it was or not....AM i under arrest???? handcuffs too?? where do I turn myself in?

Sorry!!!!!!

You'll just have to have Mavriktu do a little strip search, and place you under "house" arrest.

[jrae]

funny and cute

[dapples]

You'll just have to have Mavriktu do a little strip search, and place you under "house" arrest.

wooooooooOooo good idea

[mavriktu]

You'll just have to have Mavriktu do a little strip search, and place you under "house" arrest.

Mission accomplished

[dapples]

Mission accomplished

[Doc_Holliday]

GET A ROOM....o wait, accomplished...well then...carry on.....but remember these words that my daddy said to me before he left this world...(and before my first date, driving a young girl to the movies solo)
be good, if you cant be good, be safe....and if you cant be safe, NAME IT AFTER ME

[dapples]

GET A ROOM....o wait, accomplished...well then...carry on.....but remember these words that my daddy said to me before he left this world...(and before my first date, driving a young girl to the movies solo)
be good, if you cant be good, be safe....and if you cant be safe, NAME IT AFTER ME

I promise if there is a little Mav/Dap in our future, she/he will be cute cuddly and furry ( ok ok dont go there...I know that describes Mav too) and four legged and we will name it Doc..just for you

[10-42Adam]

I liked 'em.