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    What's up with WI?

    When most people think of Wisconsin, they think of a State with Midwest values and normal, ordinary people. WRONG! In the last week, we arrested a man for beating his girlfriend and claimed he was innocent because he is a "werewolf." He's in our county jail. and on the full moon a couple of nights ago, he howled so long he lost his voice and couldn't talk in court the next day. Then, in the county next to mine, a 7-year-old girl called 911 because she was playing cards with Grandpa and caught him cheating. Yesterday, 2 idiots were reinacting a scene from "Jackass," and one let the other spray lighter fluid on his nuts and light them up! I guess you just can't get away from "them" no matter where you live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758 View Post
    When most people think of Wisconsin, they think of a State with Midwest values and normal, ordinary people. WRONG!
    You answered your statement there correctly by saying wrong. There is a few things right about Wisconsin but it isn't normalcy or ordinary. Wanton sexual rituals involving Bovines is not normal everywhere else. Believe it or not cow tipping is not a national sport. There is more to life than Supper Clubs and Cheese. The Green Bay Packers are NOT a good team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    Damn Wisconsinites
    I concur with that one Kai!
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    that thing isn't real, although a lot of Wisconsinites believe that some deputy took a picture of it. I think there was a lot of



    floating around and everyone went into the fields in search of



    but all they found was the farmers daughter instead



    when it was all over they got back in their



    Fleeing back to the



    and enjoying some more

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    Hahahaha good one Pedro!
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    Hehe

    We had an 8 year old call 911 because people were trying to shoot her............in a video game.

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    Pedro....I hate you.
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    You are really gonna hate me when I get up there in the Spring and I meet your daughters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    You are really gonna hate me when I get up there in the Spring and I meet your daughters.
    My daughters are HUGH! In fact, that's a picture of my oldest that you use in your post!
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    People in Wisconsin to get up to some hijinx, but they would never do this!

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    I'm from MN.

    I can vouch for those Wisconsinites....they're crazy!!
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    Pedro were those pictures from the family album? How much ya want for the truck??

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    Don't forget the guy in Steven's Point who called the cops to ask for help breaking into a church.

    And then there's this guy : http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2932401

    SHAWANO, Wis. Mar 7, 2007 (AP) Deputies got a surprise answer when they asked a man if an item in his bedroom was for smoking marijuana, a criminal complaint says. "That's not a dope pipe, it's my bomb," Eugene Hansen told them




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    the young man simply listened to too much ozzy bark at the moon. let me know if the werewolf defense works. should make pretty good case law.

    pretty bad to get caught cheating by a 7 yr old, then again why would one need to cheat a 7yr old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    I'm from MN.

    I can vouch for those Wisconsinites....they're crazy!!
    At least we already have names for whatever's wrong with us...they're still working on figuring out what's wrong with the folks from MN.






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    Dumb shit happens everywhere, Dude... Also cool story Pedro.

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