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03-08-07, 06:55 PM #1
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Does it count ???
You know when you get a pizza delivery and you start dishing out slices to the family...
The slice {or two
} you eat while standing getting everyone elses food ready...
DO THEY COUNT???
Cause if they do, I eat too much. If they dont really count, I'm good
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03-08-07, 07:19 PM #2
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no your good.....they dont count.
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03-08-07, 07:37 PM #3
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03-08-07, 07:46 PM #4
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It is a well known rule that any food consumed while standing, or seating anywhere other than a dining room or breakfast table does NOT count. FYI this also includes beer and brats at the game, nachos at the bar, etc....but if you eat the "free popcorn" at the nudie bar, you are ON YOUR OWN
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03-08-07, 08:10 PM #5
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Depends on what kind of pizza.
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03-08-07, 08:51 PM #6
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Unfortunately its usually plain or pepperonis. Shhh I know its not kosher but my wife dont know I eat the pep...
Originally Posted by PDawg
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
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03-08-07, 08:52 PM #7
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I say that it is you fee for handing out the pizza, so those slices should not count.
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03-08-07, 10:02 PM #8
its not vendication...its punishment
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nah your good. consider it a serving fee.
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03-08-07, 10:53 PM #9
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No, it doesn't count. The energy expended in cutting and serving the other slices is more than enough to burn off those calories.
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03-08-07, 10:56 PM #10
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03-09-07, 01:24 AM #11
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Hell, then I haven't eaten in over a year. I ought to go eat an entire cow to make up for all the food I've been missing out on. Originally Posted by Doc_Holliday
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03-09-07, 01:52 AM #12
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Those don't count at all, I do the same thing!!! LOL Originally Posted by E-man
You know when you get a pizza delivery and you start dishing out slices to the family...
The slice {or two } you eat while standing getting everyone elses food ready...
DO THEY COUNT???
Cause if they do, I eat too much. If they dont really count, I'm good
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03-09-07, 01:59 AM #13
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If you feel the need, and this is just a suggestion, but eat that cow AT A BAR....then its all good in the hood!! Originally Posted by Jackalope
500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
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03-09-07, 06:04 AM #14
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Hello, my name's E-man, and I'm a Pizzaholic.........etc. etc.
Step away from the pizza.........or you shall become...........
A Fat Bastard!
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03-09-07, 08:10 AM #15
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Originally Posted by Trojan 42
Hello, my name's E-man, and I'm a Pizzaholic.........etc. etc.
Step away from the pizza.........or you shall become...........
A Fat Bastard!
Anyone guess why he is portrayed as a Scot??
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03-09-07, 08:37 AM #16
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Of course they don't count
As everybody else has said, it's your tip 
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03-09-07, 10:32 AM #17
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Sorry Coutybear, you've lost me. I have no idea who that picture is. Unless it IS E-man. oops!
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03-09-07, 11:19 AM #18
Did you press the power button?
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Shipping and handeling fee my good friend.
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03-09-07, 03:06 PM #19
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More pizza is always owed to the person who hands it out to everybody. Common courtesy!
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03-09-07, 03:37 PM #20
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they totally count....
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