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    Does it count ???

    You know when you get a pizza delivery and you start dishing out slices to the family...
    The slice {or two } you eat while standing getting everyone elses food ready...

    DO THEY COUNT???
    Cause if they do, I eat too much. If they dont really count, I'm good
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    no your good.....they dont count.
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    It is a well known rule that any food consumed while standing, or seating anywhere other than a dining room or breakfast table does NOT count. FYI this also includes beer and brats at the game, nachos at the bar, etc....but if you eat the "free popcorn" at the nudie bar, you are ON YOUR OWN

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    Depends on what kind of pizza.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Depends on what kind of pizza.
    Unfortunately its usually plain or pepperonis. Shhh I know its not kosher but my wife dont know I eat the pep...
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

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    I say that it is you fee for handing out the pizza, so those slices should not count.
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    nah your good. consider it a serving fee.

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    No, it doesn't count. The energy expended in cutting and serving the other slices is more than enough to burn off those calories.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc_Holliday View Post
    It is a well known rule that any food consumed while standing, or seating anywhere other than a dining room or breakfast table does NOT count.
    Hell, then I haven't eaten in over a year. I ought to go eat an entire cow to make up for all the food I've been missing out on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by E-man View Post
    You know when you get a pizza delivery and you start dishing out slices to the family...
    The slice {or two } you eat while standing getting everyone elses food ready...

    DO THEY COUNT???
    Cause if they do, I eat too much. If they dont really count, I'm good
    Those don't count at all, I do the same thing!!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope View Post
    Hell, then I haven't eaten in over a year. I ought to go eat an entire cow to make up for all the food I've been missing out on.
    If you feel the need, and this is just a suggestion, but eat that cow AT A BAR....then its all good in the hood!!
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    Hello, my name's E-man, and I'm a Pizzaholic.........etc. etc.


    Step away from the pizza.........or you shall become...........



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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    Hello, my name's E-man, and I'm a Pizzaholic.........etc. etc.


    Step away from the pizza.........or you shall become...........



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    they totally count....
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