A couple examples: Drunk -When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

Police

A honorable calling which is thankless and low paying. Also, a job dealing with the ignorant, the drunk and the stupid. Usually spending long nights away from family dealing with donut jokes from people who have no clue, getting spit on and disrespected while wasting time on charges that will be dismissed anyway by a chickenshit DA in a pinstripe suit the following month. Originally From the latin, "beatemus et releasus"

Good thing I'm an
Muhahahahaha!!!!!

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