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    We can only hope there are no kids or pets

    Man saws house in two in divorce split
    German man chain saws house in two in divorce split, takes his half
    Reuters
    Updated: 10:14 p.m. ET March 9, 2007

    BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

    Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.

    "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

    After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house, where he has since been staying.


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    Good for him, She wants half and she got half!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly View Post
    We can only hope there are no kids or pets
    He might take the wisdom of Solomon a bit too literally!

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    There's a tool company running an radio ad currently with just such a scenario - guy cuts his house in half on a single charge of his cordless saw.

    Proof violence in the media influences people to recreate what they see and hear! His wife should sue the tool company, the advertising agency and the affiliates airing the ad!

    And if he lived here she probably would.

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    Classic...

    Anyone remember the concrete truck driver who filled his ex-wife's car with cement in front of the courthouse when he was ordered to pay the car off and surrender it to her in their divorce?

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