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    UH OH ..I'm getting close

    I just noticed that I'm 12 posts away from reaching the milestone of 1000 posts (well it'll be 11 once this thread is posted)


    So how do I prepare for this monumentous moment?
    Any good, non-smart ass remark, ideas?
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    Congrats bitch, I'm over 5,000. How close are you to getting laid for the first time?

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    Well one would think that the creator of this forum should have the highest post count.

    When my 1000 mark hit...it went unnoticed and quietly into the night.
    "Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail."


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    Quote Originally Posted by armygrnt502 View Post
    Well one would think that the creator of this forum should have the highest post count.

    When my 1000 mark hit...it went unnoticed and quietly into the night.
    Mine to, it was just like any other day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    How close are you to getting laid for the first time?

    not even close...Beans, Vagina, Super Crazy said they were all taken by Terminator
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    The thread title made me think he was going to have his 1st orgasm or something.....
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    at 1000, you get to masturbate. At 2000, you get a hand job from someone else. At 3000, you get oral. At 4000, you get engaged, and at 5000 you get married, never to have anything other than pity sex ever again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    at 1000, you get to masturbate. At 2000, you get a hand job from someone else. At 3000, you get oral. At 4000, you get engaged, and at 5000 you get married, never to have anything other than pity sex ever again.
    Sooo,,, you have read Brad's little black diary???? Of course
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    They grow up so fast...

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    He's getting very close to joining the 1000 post club now.




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    This is MY 1000th post. Big hairy deal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Crazy View Post
    The thread title made me think he was going to have his 1st orgasm or something.....
    I am going to have to agree with your thoughts on that... I thought the exact same thing... lol
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