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    Retmilleo909 is offline Banned
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    What'll be the first words?

    What will be the first words you'll say to this man?


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    uhh....nice vehicle offset?
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Why you be harrassin' me?

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    Officer....do you smell bacon??



    or


    hey I left my green card at home sorry.

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    Will you give me a break if I tell you I know over a thousand cops on the internet?

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    "Dammit James, you need to quit pulling me over for help every time you superglue your fingers together!"

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    "Hi! Have you heard of LEF?"

    (Ok, maybe not the first words I'd say, but I've actually asked that of an officer while he had me stopped )
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    Excuse me trooper, but you have "COPYRIGHT" embossed across the front of your uniform shirt...

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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    what are those long strings hanging from your uniform sleeves?...oh, nevermind, those are your arms.
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


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    "Would you know who Terminator is? Signal_W? Zap? armygrnt502? E-man? Bird1? Anyone? Oh, dear!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Will you give me a break if I tell you I know over a thousand cops on the internet?
    Yes, but they don't know you and you don't know them out on the highway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esteda View Post
    Yes, but they don't know you and you don't know them out on the highway.
    Fortunately for me! I'd hate to think what the cops here would do to me out on the highway if they knew I was "Jenna" of LEF fame!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimebytes2 View Post
    "Would you know who Terminator is? Signal_W? Zap? armygrnt502? E-man? Bird1? Anyone? Oh, dear!"
    Sorry, they can't help ya out here in my territory.

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    Just like dumbass drivers have said to me, Why in the hell are you stopping me?
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Excuse me trooper, but you have "COPYRIGHT" embossed across the front of your uniform shirt...
    For that smart a$$ remark, I'm gonna throw the book atcha.

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    "I don't know where you're from, mister, but you're waaaay out of your jurisdiction."
    "I'm not a coward,
    I've just never been tested
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    I would pass"
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    I would most certainly say one of these!

    http://www.getannoyed.com/cop.htm

    http://www.trap17.com/index.php/60-w...cop_t4064.html

    Or... Maybe not...

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    Nice package.

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    "What you pull me over fo"...

    While talking to someone on my cell phone, saying "man I got pulled over, hey come get my car, I'm probably goin to jail- hey they making me get off the phone. Tell ____ to bond me out"

    (before the officer gets to the Verbal Judo even)
    There are only two kinds of real justice left: street and poetic...


    Canada, huh? Almost made it...

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