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03-26-07, 08:11 PM #1
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What'll be the first words?
What will be the first words you'll say to this man?
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03-26-07, 08:17 PM #2
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uhh....nice vehicle offset?
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03-26-07, 08:23 PM #3
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Why you be harrassin' me?
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03-26-07, 08:25 PM #4Cheech Guest
Officer....do you smell bacon??
or
hey I left my green card at home sorry.
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03-26-07, 08:28 PM #5
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Will you give me a break if I tell you I know over a thousand cops on the internet?
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03-26-07, 08:29 PM #6
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"Dammit James, you need to quit pulling me over for help every time you superglue your fingers together!"
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03-26-07, 08:48 PM #7
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"Hi! Have you heard of LEF?"
(Ok, maybe not the first words I'd say, but I've actually asked that of an officer while he had me stopped
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03-26-07, 09:09 PM #8
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Excuse me trooper, but you have "COPYRIGHT" embossed across the front of your uniform shirt...
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03-26-07, 09:14 PM #9
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what are those long strings hanging from your uniform sleeves?...oh, nevermind, those are your arms.
in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.
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Yes, but they don't know you and you don't know them out on the highway.
Originally Posted by Jenna
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Fortunately for me! I'd hate to think what the cops here would do to me out on the highway if they knew I was "Jenna" of LEF fame! Originally Posted by Esteda
Yes, but they don't know you and you don't know them out on the highway.
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03-26-07, 09:22 PM #13
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Sorry, they can't help ya out here in my territory. Originally Posted by Crimebytes2
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03-26-07, 09:25 PM #14
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Just like dumbass drivers have said to me, Why in the hell are you stopping me?
To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
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03-26-07, 09:34 PM #15
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For that smart a$$ remark, I'm gonna throw the book atcha. Originally Posted by countybear
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03-26-07, 09:52 PM #16
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03-26-07, 09:53 PM #17
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I would most certainly say one of these!
http://www.getannoyed.com/cop.htm
http://www.trap17.com/index.php/60-w...cop_t4064.html
Or... Maybe not...
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03-26-07, 11:36 PM #18
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Nice package.
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Chingow; otra vez.
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03-27-07, 12:01 AM #20
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"What you pull me over fo"...
While talking to someone on my cell phone, saying "man I got pulled over, hey come get my car, I'm probably goin to jail- hey they making me get off the phone. Tell ____ to bond me out"
(before the officer gets to the Verbal Judo even)There are only two kinds of real justice left: street and poetic...
Canada, huh? Almost made it...
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