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    Yea, but where do you find a 50 foot kid to molest?

    Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot



    Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

    The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

    It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

    If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

    It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.

    Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.

    "Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.

    On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."
    "Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you.
    He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night.
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    Why am I reminded of the good Bill and Ted robots?
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    If he lived there it could serve as the biggest sex offender warning ever.

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    Once an idiot always an idiot. Thought he was supposed to be so poor now, sure doesnt sound like it to me.


    What happens if the robot takes off and tries to track down Paul Bunyons son to molest him???
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    he should wait and show it for Burningman
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    The sun turn tail and
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    That one guys first name is "Luckman?"
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