April Fool's

[Hannibal]

Ok, today is April Fool's day. What kind of trickery do you guys and gals have planned for your co-workers, friends and family for today? Also, if you have a good story of a past April fool's day prank let's hear it. This should be fun.

[E-man]

I just read an article in the Pittsburgh Post {Commie} gazette.
Lady had trouble getting her kdis to eat good food so she made dessert first...
Dessert consisted of 'cupcakes' BUT the cake was a meatloaf made in cupcake holders and then made the mashed taters and dyed them pink and used a frosting bag to pipe the frosting {made of taters} onto the meatloaf cupcakes.



Problem is when the 4 y.o. started to eat dessert first he threw the loaf onto the floor and went into hysteria
Screamning and crying...
Prank backfired on mom

[Jenna]

I just read an article in the Pittsburgh Post {Commie} gazette.
Problem is when the 4 y.o. started to eat dessert first he threw the loaf onto the floor and went into hysteria
Screamning and crying...
Prank backfired on mom

An April Fool's prank on a 4-year-old? The humor value is lost if your victim doesn't yet understand how a calendar works!

[Andrewtx]

Actually I'm looking for an idea...

[4everlate]

These are all things my kids have endured today.


Plain Gelatin in their kool-aid pitcher.

Food Coloring in the toilet tank

Bubble bath in toilet tank

tape on floor (upside down of course)

bubble wrap under an area rug

Taped kitchen hose

Confetti on ceiling fan

Lemon juice on toothbrush


We have a ton of these.

[Hannibal]

I am submitting a letter of resignation to my Supervisor today. It should be funny. I am going to tell him that I was offered a job at Wal Mart and I am doing that to get an employee discount on ammo.

[Crimebytes2]

These are all things my kids have endured today.

Plain Gelatin in their kool-aid pitcher.

Food Coloring in the toilet tank

Bubble bath in toilet tank

tape on floor (upside down of course)

bubble wrap under an area rug

Taped kitchen hose

Confetti on ceiling fan

Lemon juice on toothbrush

We have a ton of these.

Gee, some actually take April Fool's Day seriously... a little too seriously I might add.

[cwtlady]

I thought I would get even with my husband one year and pay him back for all the times he played the same old joke on me, (spider on shoulder followed by a scream) so I went after his lunch box.

I gave him some fruit cocktail and gave him a plastic fork to go along with it, the fork had the middle tines removed. Then I gave him a banana with the inside of it removed so just the peel was left. The bologny sandwich had the meat on the outside along with the mayonnaise. I also put mayonnaise on the handle of the lunch box.

On occasion he gets makeup put in their too. And the occasional child size tea cups, and wooden apples, desserts with a bite missing will also show up. He has to open his lunch in front of the other guys and explain what he's doing with that stuff in his lunch.


I forgot to add...I took the stuffing out of his oreo cookies too.

[Crimebytes2]

I forgot to add...I took the stuffing out of his oreo cookies too.

You are one tough cookie! I'll bet he never gets on your bad side. Just out of curiosity, how did you pull off the banana? I mean, you had to stuff it with something, right? Tell me so I can pull it on someone I know. Hint: his name is CopsRCool!

[cwtlady]

Just out of curiosity, how did you pull off the banana? I mean, you had to stuff it with something, right? Tell me so I can pull it on someone I know. Hint: his name is CopsRCool!

It has to be a banana on the slightly green side. The banana peel held up quite nice. I just laid it on top of all the other stuff. You have to cut the banana open length-wise of course and leave the stem alone otherwise it won't work as well.

Hope it works for you!

[mavriktu]

Below is a link to the 100 best April Fools jokes ever.

Note: this is NOT one of those jump out at ya jokes.It is a legit website,I will bet my rep on it.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

[Autumn2009]

The other night we found an obese pair of dirty thongs in the parking lot we were joking with one of the officers that we were going to bring it to him so he could always remember the "special time" he had in the lot. Well we chucked those ones in the woods cause we didn't want to get some STD and went to Walmart yesterday and found a huge ass rainbow pair of thongs and made them look scuffed up and laid them across his desk on top of his reports and keyboard. Needless to say he wouldn't touch shit till we showed up and revealed to him they weren't the actual pair.

It should be illegal to sell plus size thongs.

[mavriktu]

It should be illegal to sell plus size thongs
From your lips (fingertips) to Gods' and congress' ears.

[Gatekeeper]

Well today I got tricked. I walked into the booking office at 0500, and everyone looked like there dog just died. Lining the wall were 8 to 10 bags of personal effects from inmates. I said wow busy night?, they said kinda the computers went down at 0200, and just came back up. Then said, all these folks have been dressed out, but all need to be booked still. I almost shit a brick! Then my CTO said...April Fools! These are the cloths for the weekenders that will be leaving this morning.
They got me good.

[213th]

Below is a link to the 100 best April Fools jokes ever.

Note: this is NOT one of those jump out at ya jokes.It is a legit website,I will bet my rep on it.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

Also from that website, the top ten worst april fools

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/worstaprilfools.html

Number one on the list...

Saddam Hussein and his sons may have been ruthless, power-hungry dictators, but that didn't stop them from trying to give the people of Iraq a good chuckle every April Fool's Day. On April 1, 1998 the Babil newspaper, owned by Hussein's son Uday, informed its readers that President Clinton had decided to lift sanctions against Iraq, only to admit later that it was just joking. One can imagine the knee-slapping guffaws when readers realized how they'd been taken for a ride. The laughs continued in 1999 when Uday mischeviously announced that the monthly food rations would be supplemented to include bananas, Pepsi, and chocolate. Again, just a joke. At this point, the Husseins appear to have run out of material, because in 2000 they recycled the sanction-lifting gag, and in 2001 trotted out the ration-supplement crowd-pleaser one more time. The merciless quality with which the same joke was repeated year after year had an almost surreal quality to it. In fact, it almost makes one sympathize with Saudi Arabia's chief cleric, the Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah Al al-Sheikh, who in 2001 decreed that the celebration of April Fool's Day should be banned altogether. It's not known if the Sheikh had his neighbor's hijinks in mind when he issued the ban.

[Jenna]

Hahaha, who knew the Hussein family were such jokesters! That's a hilarious website! I also like these:

#8: Fake Death Report
In 1986 Israel Radio broadcast that Nabih Berri, leader of the Shi'ite Amal movement, had been assassinated. The news caused an immediate flare-up of tensions in the region. However, Israeli officials quickly denounced the report as a hoax. The false report was traced back to an army intelligence officer who had planted the news item in the broadcasts of the Israeli Army's intelligence monitoring unit, from which it had been picked up by Israel Radio. Apparently the officer had meant it as an April Fool's joke (because hey, nothing says funny like stirring up tension in the Middle-East). Israel's Defence Minister, Yitzhak Rabin, announced that the unnamed officer would be court-martialed. "Berri Berri funny," one foreign correspondent wryly commented.

In the category of 'really bad fake death reports' one must also note the time in 1998 when Boston DJ's Opie and Anthony announced that the mayor of Boston, Tom Menino, had died in a car crash. Because City Hall couldn't immediately reach the Mayor to confirm that he was actually alive, many believed the report, including members of the Mayor's family. The next day Opie and Anthony were suspended without pay.

#10: The Iraqi Ambassador's Final Joke
On April 1, 2003, as thousands of American-led coalition troops stormed across Iraq, the Iraqi ambassador to Russia, Abbas Khalaf Kunfuth, held a press conference in Moscow. Many were expecting him to announce that Iraq conceded defeat. Instead Kunfuth chose this moment to hold a gag press conference. Holding up a piece of paper that he identified as a news flash from Reuters, he read aloud from it: "The Americans have accidentally fired a nuclear missile into British forces, killing seven." Immediately the room full of reporters went silent with shock. Then Kunfuth grinned and shouted 'April Fools!' Only a few days after this unexpected moment of levity, the Iraqi government completely collapsed.

[Vendetta]

TWell we chucked those ones in the woods cause we didn't want to get some STD and went to my underwear drawer yesterday and found a HUGE ass rainbow pair of thongs.....

Autumn, Im sure yours are not all that big

[jmur5074]

Autumn, Im sure yours are not all that big

A reply to the above requires photographic evidence.

[Willowdared]

My computer played a trick on me this morning!

I guess this was the traditional Daylights Savings Day, and when I was checking my e-mail I saw it was 6:45!!! I had to be to work at 700!!!

I was trying to figure out where my hour went, when I checked my clock and saw it was still 5:45.

[10-42Adam]

I treat everyday like it's April fools day! haha...